Memphis Jones

Easily enabled and always personally attacked. (She/her)

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

i swear to god when this is over i never want to play trivia again

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

#TildaSwinton is Orlando

“I don’t know if I could ever really say that I was a girl,” she says. “I was kind of a boy for a long time. I don’t know, who knows? It changes.”

https://t.co/GqkdXeG9cV

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

"They can also eat by simply sitting inside a corpse, and absorbing nutrients directly through their skin and gills."

I wish I could do this

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

No idea how I ended up reading this article about #hagfishslime but this quote wow:
"Hagfish produce slime the way humans produce opinions—readily, swiftly, defensively, and prodigiously."

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

Here is the link if anyone wants to read it (I recommend it)- https://t.co/UFgg6KF4Nr

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

@edyong209 thank you for blessing my tired Thursday afternoon with this gold

[queen d @delorrres]

After the era of malls ends eventually someone will say what if we shopped online, but in real life? And then malls will be reinvented

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

uhh…the #Census2021au didn’t give me the chance to say i’m in a same sex relationship. i thought that was a thing this time round? #queer

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

@PatrickLenton i thought it was just me ❤️❤️

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

@Redempta_b which one

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

I want to watch a #loveisland where everyone is #bisexual. It'd be the best kind of chaos at every recoupling.

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

@666cess i’m not crying you’re crying

[AliExpress @AliExpress_EN]

Which sports are you most excited to watch? #sportsmemes

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

@AliExpress_EN yumm me too!

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

watching the #rhymicgymnastics is both super motivating and incredibly demotivating.
Like I just want to be able to do a really good handstand

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

@AliExpress_EN It goes something like this:
https://t.co/qnajN9bRHE

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

I used to think copywriting was my dream job but I've now realised my dream job is to be a snarky narrator on trash reality shows like Too Hot to Handle/Love Island.
This is me manifesting that into my future.

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

@clairlemon Just say you've ever interacted with black people and go

[Memphis Jones @MemphisJones19]

SEO is great, important, and helpful- but it's a slow game. Aside from paid ads, Google My Business can give you some quick wins.

https://t.co/MU5ncjPndB

#marketing #seo #googlemybusiness