Maiden of the Mempool

omg who peed in the mempool

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

Always double check her age is greater than WETH.decimals(). DO NOT make the mistake of checking against USDC

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

Happy Halloween to all the new blockspace projects dressing up as innovation

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

I once passed on a company because i found the pr where they converted master -> main and whitelist -> allowlist.

be careful what you open source

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

The only time the government operates at peak efficiency is when it’s to make something objectively worse in the name of DEI

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

ts, the art of our line tattoos, and the shine of our pierced ears. And they will know what we stand for.

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

They will still be looking here, to us, to Brooklyn, to lead. And what will they see? Just ordinary guys in a city? No. No, they will see men of style and individuality! And what the onlookers will see is the sway of our baggy clothes. They will notice the uniqueness of our mulle

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

when the fun anons move from quality satire to relying on toxic rumors for content

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

social networks are by design cheap interactions. blockchains made infrastructure to do extremely expensive interactions. why tf would i put a social network on there

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

next $30m seed fundraise announcement

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

many infra companies will find themselves in a local maxima in the next few years because they optimized for the needs of applications today (memecoins, casinos) that do not reflect the needs of the broader long term user

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

this is the future of tutorial blog posts

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

elevate ur game

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

if the "tokenomics" slide for a project is just the ownership pie chart, the token probably doesn't need to exist

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

@purrcateth https://t.co/yuiWGoZIlV

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

people don't talk enough about how the tulip asset class recovered after 1637

[tunez 🃏 @cryptunez]

nfts are going to come back

and will be 10x bigger than they ever were

i'm 100% certain of this

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

'member how all the early dot com investors really made their bag by all the cryptographic infrastructure they invested in

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

no babe i like ur zkvm, the benchmarks are actually completely irrelevant to me

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

@nottigeranalyst depends on the time zone

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

you are deeply autistic.
I am autistically deep.

we are not the same

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

not the first to make up some nonsense to convince people the copypasta chain has actual innovation on it

[Smokey The Bera 🐻⛓ @SmokeyTheBera]

Berachain is the first liquid EVM, powered by Proof of Liquidity.

[Maiden of the Mempool @mempoolmaiden]

move vm fixes this

[Zach Vorhies / Google Whistleblower @Perpetualmaniac]

Crowdstrike Analysis:

It was a NULL pointer from the memory unsafe C++ language.

Since I am a professional C++ programmer, let me decode this stack trace dump for you.