Mems137

I think I'm hilarious

[Mems137 @mems137]

New song,
Old song,
Makes no difference to me, babe,
They all sound exactly the saaame to me

[Mems137 @mems137]

Did I predict the future or did I predict the future

[Mems137 @mems137]

I've noticed a bug where if you bite the inside of your cheek the area swells and it becomes impossible not to bite it repeatedly, preventing it from healing. This seems really unfair to the player, can we please get this fixed in the next patch?

[Mems137 @mems137]

Logically I know I shouldn't eat an entire pizza in one sitting, but logically I also know it's only going to be this hot and fresh and delicious once and it would be a tragedy to eat the rest of it as leftovers....

[Mems137 @mems137]

Gotta make an appointment with a chiropractor to check out this back pain from carrying the ENTIRETY of Bill's Pizza on my back this week

[Mems137 @mems137]

@catrose00 We have it at work. It's fantastic on an Italian grinder

[Mems137 @mems137]

@catrose00 you don't get hot pepper chutney like this in the big city

[Mems137 @mems137]

@catrose00 This stuff is so good I eat it almost every day lol

[Mems137 @mems137]

@SpotifyCares - the form of the Jump Back In section in the browse page. It's fine, and I'm sure I'll get used to it, but at first glance it definitely seems less organized than it used to be, despite all the claims of greater organization and personalization.

[Mems137 @mems137]

@Spotify noooo please put my library back the way it was 😭😭😭 why'd you have to ruin everything

[Mems137 @mems137]

@SpotifyCares Well, I appreciate that, and I'm sorry for calling you a bot. And I did end up finding that page I was looking for, it's just much more inconvenient now. But here's my feedback: you took the nice, organized categories of the library and turned them into what already existed in -

[Mems137 @mems137]

@SpotifyCares It's okay, Spotify bot. you can just admits the new update sucks and move on with your day.

[Mems137 @mems137]

@SpotifyCares I'm on a Samsung Galaxy note 9, my Spotify JUST updated to 8.6.26.897, told me "whoo hoo, we switched up your library" and now I can't listen to my artist libraries.

[Mems137 @mems137]

@SpotifyCares What happened to my artist page? Clicking on an artist from my library used to bring me to a page of all the songs by that artist I had liked. Now it just brings me to the artist's page. Did you remove that feature entirely? :(

[Mems137 @mems137]

My betta tried to fight a rock and lost 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Mems137 @mems137]

Sure, a 'summer body' might be nice, but would it really be better than eating an ice cream sandwich with every meal?
I didn't think so.

[Mems137 @mems137]

@catrose00 She already likes me! No hard feeling apparently lol. I half expected her to throw garbage on the floor or something

[Mems137 @mems137]

I hate it when I ask a guy on a date and then find out later he's a criminal mastermind 😭

[Mems137 @mems137]

@catrose00 I didn't know!! He should have told me before I asked him to leave his wife :(

[Mems137 @mems137]

@catrose00 Turns out he had a daughter with his last wife and she came over to visit and now I kinda feel bad being the reason her parents divorced... 😬

[Mems137 @mems137]

@catrose00 It all works out in the end 😂

[Mems137 @mems137]

Just told a guy to have a nice day and he said "you have a better one"
... I wasn't aware this was a contest?