baba kay

MBBS

[baba kay @menaceKayyy]

@cocropoker If you take advice from these women you’ll end up being a little wiser than a goat.

[A 🇵🇹 @lconicCristiano]

Portugal looks good until they start playing football 😭

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

“My coming in front of the camera was an accident. I was a writer. They pressured me to come in front of the camera because I was making people laugh behind the camera.”

- Nollywood veteran, Nkem Owoh

[MR CATALONA @catalona_1]

One of them is on the scoreboard 😭😭

[Natzanann @Random_d__guy]

How you know Ronaldo had a stinker.

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Women will be like “my ex was an abusive, raging narcissistic asshole” and it’s just some guy named Liam who bought her flowers and took her to nice dinners but didn’t want her to start an OnlyFans so she left him.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

PDP destroyed Nigeria and a kg of gas was 150, rice was 7k for a bag, a carton of Turkey was 7k.

Tinubu is fixing Nigeria, but Nigerians can't eat...

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once you start dealing with women who aren’t damaged or in a survival mode,

You actually enjoy women..

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

You have to be 16 to drive.
You have to be 18 to vote.
You have to be 21 to drink.
You have to be 25 to rent a car.

Why are teachers talking to our kids about sexuality at 12?

Why are kids encouraged to mutilate their bodies at 13?

This gender ideology madness needs to end.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

Nigerians are always quick to move on, but if this pops up on your timeline, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

It’s been three weeks now.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“To My Fellow Nigerian Soldiers And Personnel, Please Do Not Shoot Or Open Teargas On Peaceful Protesters. Let Them Exercise Their Civil Rights. Even If An Order Is Given, Still Make Use Of Your Brain. How Will You Feel, Or Even Sleep, If Your Children, Wife, Mother, Father, Or Relative Is One Of The Kidnap Victims In The Bush?”. ~ Nigerian Soldier Warns

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

this is gonna be his funniest tournament ever. the crashout from his fans will feed me

[Messi Fanatic @MessiFanatic_]

Play him in every World Cup game, I am begging. currently Portugal's biggest weakness. Had less touches than the opposition goalkeeper for the 7th consecutive game.

[Dr K @Benkive]

I will ask again. Who directed this movie? Because you can't tell me that police swung into action because a politician's relative is involved, while many have lost their lives due to bad leadership.

I see a game they are playing here.
They are painting a picture to let Nigerians know that even them are not safe, in case you want to blame them

[433 @433]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐄 💪🇦🇷

Lautoro is the matchwinner with ⚽️➕🅰️ 🐂

Messi returns to the Argentina squad but stays on the bench for 90 minutes, despite the whole stadium chanting his name 😅

No risks taken 🫡

[🇰🇷 @davestowe_]

falling for a south-american's ragebait is top 2 rookie mistake.

[Oluwaseun Alatishe @OluwaseunAlati5]

He is still missing, please repost until he is found.

[Mochi @Kagemochi1]

Can't be more accurate

[The Stat Guy @The_Stat_Guy_10]

Forget Lamine Yamal for a second.

I love Evra’s confidence, but Messi literally dunked three Champions League campaigns on his head.

The way some retired players talk about those matchups, you’d think the footage doesn’t exist.