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Pussy loves awesome.

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Trying to pick a side in this whole #Israel #Hamas thing. Israel are working to cure #cancer while Hamas are trying to cure gayness. I mean a world without #lesbians doesn't bare thinking about. #homosexuality

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Follow your dreams, unless your dreams have specifically asked you to stop following them.

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Turns out the maternity unit is a good place to pick up women, they have glowing complexions and are desperate to talk to anyone who'll listen.

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I'd like to see her "Invisible box" #invisiblebox

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She was almost as smart as my sex robot.

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She could clad my tower with any sort of material she likes.

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Theresa may get it.

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I just sent the Pm Theresa May a bunch of dick-pics turns out she "wants to hold a snap election." That's not how i read it.

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You'd look great on a missing poster

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#facebookdown gonna have to go back to stalking her in real life

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I'd like to fuck the money out of her.

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I Would Punch Her Up The Aisle.

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I was higher than giraffe pussy.

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gynecomastia

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Women are more likely to be able to ejaculate after they've had children, bear that in mind William. #RoyalBaby

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She was hairy down there, looked like Don King in a sleeper hold.

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If Disney films had honest titles http://t.co/e6nglQesqw

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I've have a look round her gay district.

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Overly filtered selfie of a girl (occasionally with a mirror effect) with ❤, 😘,✨,💀,💎,🌹, or 💕 as her caption

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Ladies, impress me by telling me you read books naked. I love books.