Dmitry Medvedevil (parody)

Dmitry is a deputy chairman! Do not touch Dmitry´s Chair!
The third President of Russia´s only Zorro club!
Former teacher and level 253 professional alcoholic!

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

@nafoviking Heree dMitry's mos t recetn color phorograph!🥳

Explinaton!: Dmity triedd too see how huch vodka is inn botttle, butt its't is impsossible with omly one eyye! 😡
Anyawy and sumer 1999!
Thhere was sand! Lot of sadn! ⌛️

Butt fist, Dmitry njeesd morre drinsk! 🥳🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[#NAFOViking @nafoviking]

Post the last pic you took. I will start. No cheating

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

@jurgen_nauditt Dmitry can expaininks!

Thhis modern paper shhreddink machine is most late tehcnology in Unholy Rusian Empire!

As level 253 profesional alcoholic and solid expert of liquid substancses, drinkkink is Dmitry's vjery hjappy hjobby!

Dmitry njeeds more Fridya drinks! 🥳🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Please excuse the poor video quality – it's the best Russia has to offer.

"Not a single enemy will affect the development and prosperity of our homeland" – a completely drunk Medvedev releases a video message of abysmal quality on the occasion of Russia Day.

Immediately afterward, he goes back to his hobby.

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

@Jpod_art This fruits remind Dmitry of somethink that Dmitry likes, but Dmitry can not rememberinks what! 🤔

Dmitry njeeds a drink to think! 🍸

[🇺🇦Julia Pod 🇺🇦 @Jpod_art]

Next NAFO pizza should contain this!

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

Dmitry declares a bik and stronk 💪 nuclear war against modern automatic text correcting computer machine programs! ☢️

Reason!: It correctinks Dmitry's text in vjery unfriendlily!
The correct word in Russian Enklish is SPEAKINK, nyet 'speaking'! 😡

Now Dmitry njeeds a drink! 🍸

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

Vodka avec Domaine d'Auvenay Bâtard-Montrachet Grand Cru 2013!

[Food Lover @_FoodieX]

What drink goes best with this?

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

@RosanneR429 @golub @pepelapew2 AAARRRGGGHHH!!! 😱 This color movie vjery scary! 🎬

When takinks this color picture, Dmity searched the house for alcohol!
Dmitry finded half drinkked bottle of vodka, bottle of hjand sanitizer and 1/3 drinkked perfume!
Jakpot! 💰

Speaking of alcohol, Dmitry njeeds a drink! 🍸

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

Vodka!

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

What drink goes best with this?

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

Nyet as stronk 💪 weapons as the Unholy Russian Empire!

Examples!:
1! Test 123 was bik nuclear bomp! ☢️
2! Evil American Castle Bravo even more bik, but not stronk! 🚫💪 Bad bomp! Bad! 😡
3! Tsar Bomba was the most bik and stronk nuclear bomp! 💪☢️

Now Dmitry njeeds a drink! 🍸

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Da. Other countries have weapons that work.

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

@F0ODHub Vodka!

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

@nexta_tv Yes, Dmitry ankry to Armenistania's Nikol Pashnya... Pasha... NO!!!
What was thhis Nikol'ses name again?
💡Eureka!: Pashinyan!

If Mrs. Pashanaya keesp removink hjer polical opponents, Dmitry considesr a nuclaer revengege! ☢️

Dmitry njeeds more Sarurday drinks! 🥳🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

❗️"Armenia's elections will not be considered legitimate," — Medvedev

According to Russia's most famous drinking enthusiast, Nikol Pashinyan is allegedly trying to remove all of his political rivals before the vote, meaning the results would not reflect the genuine will of the people.

Funny. Those accusations are usually aimed at a very different country.

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

Vodka!

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

No existe la miel, con qué te comerias estos panqueques?

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! 😱 Alien invason! 👽

Thereis bright ligths shinikn insdide Dmitry'ses wjindow! Or is thye outsidde or whaever!
Aliesn liek musik aan Dmitr lies too! 🎶

Phew! 🥲It was jsut neigbrohs horselles autocar mahine!

dMitry njeesd more wekeend drni! 🥳🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

@jurgen_nauditt Dmitry likes thhis purple-hjaired moddern robot machine! 👍

Reasosn!: As a level 253 professianal alcoholik and solid exprert of liquid substases, Dmitry seeinks it enjoyinks vjery Rusian lifestlye!

Speakink off Rusian liverstyle, Dmitry njeeds more Frday drinsk! 🥳🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Today in St. Petersburg, Putin showed the whole world just how advanced Russian robots are. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They tried to stage a robot duel at SPIEF, but something went wrong.

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

Some peoples call Dmitry sleepy!

This makes Dmitry ankry! 😡
Reason!: Old McDonal T. Rump is beinks more sleepy than Dmitry!
If anyone says otherwise, Dmitry considers a nap! 😴

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! 😱 Not a nap! 😴
Dmitry means a NUCLEAR REVENGE! ☢️

Now Dmitry njeeds a drink! 🍸

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Dmitry Medvedevil (parody) @mengeledev]

This is modern meat grindink machine!
Alternative!: Joinink The Unholy Russian Empire's army workinks as FREE meatgindink machine!

Now Dmitry njeeds a drink! 🍸

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

Does anyone know what it is?