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I was shocked that the usa got that res card removed but then again they did orchestrate 9/11 so

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Life will send you a roommate who doesn’t fuck with instant noodles and you just have to make it through

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Putting a “:)” in my cover letter

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Everybody on planet earth has a job except me

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Why do people have horses on farms??

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

And for the last 10 minutes of my work break I will grieve the first 20 minutes of it thank you

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

I miss who I was when I smoked cigarettes

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Hey do u wanna come over and pretend you also have an exam in 36 hours and sit next me in ultra focus mode ?

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Some days

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

I need to get on one of those dancing machines at the arcade

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Sometimes i say “im going to do a meditation in my room” but what i really do is sleep for 20-30 minutes

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Please stop going outside until my exams are over please

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Dictionaries are a crazy concept here is a book of every single word ever

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

I have work at 11 and i live right next door so obviously i have to leave my place at 7 am

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Hane never shouldve put me in tweeting lyrics like that im a sick and twisted addicted

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

When men refuse to give women leg hair or armpit hair in survival movies but they add a 10 minute graphic rape scene for "realism"

[menjicakes40961 @menjicakes]

Think im gonna get a toe ring