Mennonite Problems

We believe in pacifism until someone breaks out the dutch blitz cards.

[Jolene Weaver @dreamm_weaver]

I feel like every time I go to a reunion at least one of my cousins have a new child that I didn't know about.. @Menno_Probz

[hannah 🌙 @hannahunruhkc]

I FOUND A DATING WEBSITE FOR MENNONITES IT'S CALLED http://t.co/tCmc24g3E8 #mennoprobz @Menno_Probz RT TO SAVE A SINGLE MENNONITES LIFE

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Whenever your Mennonite grandma makes food

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Dutch blitz is every Mennonites favorite game. #MennoProbz

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The Mennonite youth group benches go as follows: boys on one side and girls on the other. #segregation #MennoProbz

[Erica Sensenig @Erica_Sensenig]

Gotta love those 15 minute long prayers blessing the food. 🙏 @Menno_Probz

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Nothing is better than Mennonite church meals. #NotMennoProbz

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My reaction when Mom makes whoopie pies #MennoProbz

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Craving buttered noodles #MennoProbz

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To my Menno girls, did you know putting a couple eye drops in an almost empty mascara tube makes it last longer? #MennoTip

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I feel bad for all of the Mennonite girls who have gorgeous hair and have to wear a covering over it. #MennoProbz

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@Elsa_Huffman thank you very much!

[𝚁𝙾𝚂𝙸𝙴 𝚁𝙷𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚂 @RosayPosay_14]

Knowing what every kind of pie is just by looking at it >>>>>>>>>>>> @Menno_Probz

[meredith spicher @merespicher]

You know you go to a Mennonite School when you friend follows "holla" with"lujiah"
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Every Mennonite's reaction to "we are out of free samples" #MennoProbz

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Selecting the "price lowest to highest" option while online shopping because you're cheap and Mennonite. #MennoProbz

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Whenever a Mennonite family sings happy birthday, the last line ends up being in four part harmony. #MennoProbz

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Saving gift bags and bows from Christmas gift exchanges. #MennoProbz

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If you've never bought things at goodwill, you aren't a real Mennonite. #MennoProbz