Hear me out: We elect Kanye, hire a reality tv crew to follow him around for the next 4 years and get the people who edited Parks and Rec to give the world a masterpiece
Parents:
Young people should watch the news more often they’ll learn something
News:
We have 12 years to fix our planet or we’re doomed
Young people:
Hey did you see that on the news
Parents:
Impossible! I don’t believe half the stuff they say on the news!
excited: ya yeet
understanding: ah yeet
mad: gah yeet
sad: wah yeet
relaxed: spa yeet
feminine: bra yeet
when ur mom tells you to get the chicken out of the freezer but you forget until she pulls into the driveway: thaw yeet