MF Pterodactyl

You can do you, but you can't force me to do you too.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@johnmilbank3 Go fuck yourself, in whichever manner you find least pleasant.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

Thaaaat's pretty cool.

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Lightning photobombs DC's fireworks show.

Remarkable images shared with us by Russell Moy.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Being a true Patriot never involves encouraging the government to do anything.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@ChefGruel English muffin pizza ftw.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@Nicocantor1 Hopefully they feel bad for making a bad call.

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

If you want to make the United States more like Norway your first order of business should be to find $250,000 of oil per American citizen.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@actingliketommy @IfindRetards Found one.

[Daniel Friedman @DanFriedman81]

The reason so many people misinterpret the song is that it is very difficult to understand most of the words he is singing.

It’s like: “Bunna down in a dehma town! Funnah dinnah gumma when I hit the ground! Ennah likah doggo datta eat too much! Spinna havva liver jumma cover it up!”

And then everybody just knows the part where he goes: “Born in the USA!”

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@JamesCGraves1 @SaP011 Everything that comes before "but" is bullshit.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@CumplidoRodrigo @JMilei Quick history check: did the French Revolution happen before or after the American Revolution?

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@OldStateSaloon @IanCarrollShow Ew. Ian has nothing to offer the world except blaming Jews for everything, and there are already more than enough people doing that.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@JamesSurowiecki I wonder if you are capable of not being a fucking pussy.

[Mr. T @MrT]

Happy birthday America! I am very proud, No, I am extremely proud to be a Christian American! Born and raised in this beautiful land, which I love! Yes, I love America! #USA

[Kimberly Ross @SouthernKeeks]

If a temporary elected leader “ruined” our country’s annual celebration of independence for you, then YOU are the problem.

[Rosie Memos @almostjingo]

THIS IS AWESOME! Happy 250 America 🇺🇸

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@gtconway3d Dude... you lost an election to someone nobody has heard of. You are the definition of feeble.

[MF Pterodactyl @menoichius]

@pegobry_en The show is pretty good, but Shinji will always be as terrible as you remembered.

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

Imagine these miserable leftists who tweet giving a wedding toast 😂

“Before I congratulate them let me share all their flaws and everything they’ve ever done wrong…”

Just say “Happy Birthday America” and have a drink. FFS be happy! It’s a great day!

#America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

Argentina advance after a rare successful encounter with a small Atlantic island.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Many of the “newspapers editors, farmers, and soldiers” who signed the Declaration of Independence were the richest people in the colonies at the time. Benjamin Franklin was debatably THE richest person in America at the time of the Declaration’s signing. Zohran would have been denouncing him, Hancock, and the others as “soft-handed” oligarchs as he tried to find ways to seize their assets