Dave

KTBFFH.

[Dave @menschedd]

I just right click anywhere and look out for a drop down menu 😂

[B. @Nerdy_But_Flyy]

*me trying to locate my cursor across all my work screens*

[Chelsea Women @CFC__Women]

⛔️ Five clean sheets in 7 games for Hannah Hampton this season.

[ChelseaSchürrle (Joe) @ChelseaShurrle]

Chelsea are the first team to keep a clean sheet against OL Lyonnes at the Parc Olympique Lyonnais since... Chelsea in March 2023.

[Chelsea Women Daily @CFCWdaily]

That save from Hannah Hampton

[Highdrogen @Highdro_gen]

Exactly why Hannah Hampton is the best goalkeeper in the world. I genuinely thought that ball was in already. 😭
#CFCW #UWCL

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

This is the kind of mess up you make as an MI5 agent that gets you sent to Slough House to clean Jackson Lamb's piss.

[Archives @CFCRetro]

“I’ve seen every penalty Bayern had since 2007” 😮

Preparation is key 🔑 🤓

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕🗳️ Ballon d’Or voting now closed and one of the biggest races ever to win it will finish on October 26th.

Who’s your winner? 👀

Download the @BetwayScores app: https://t.co/LRiiMkIKTc ⚽️📲

[Dave @menschedd]

Lexi Potter with a monstrous performance. Justified her place in the starting lineup against arsenal.

[incoming husband @funobong]

🤭🤭

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

Eriksen the day he almost died // Fully fit Saka

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges

[#OneAfrica™️ @ousman_10]

When they interview Maresca about the charges

[Bisola @Bisolaaa]

River Cartwright belongs in Slough House, don’t understand the billy big bollocks behaviour he’s been on of late 🤐

[Dave @menschedd]

Our Colm to the rescue once more

[modern clare devlin @peonysummers]

Derry Girls is truly the greatest show of all
time because wdym they got a cameo from theeee Liam Neeson in the final season

[NOTJUSTOK @NOTJUSTOK]

This songgggggg for sure

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️🤍🔐 Not only Mikel Arteta but the whole backroom staff will sign new contract at Arsenal.

The agreement is done, set to be officially sealed.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Real Madrid statement.

“In light of the statements made by LaLiga President Javier Tebas Medrano, Real Madrid C.F. wishes to state the following:

Our club considers it intolerable for the LaLiga President to use his institutional position to repeatedly disparage and attack Real Madrid in the manner he does in every one of his public statements. It is deeply concerning that the person responsible for representing and protecting the interests of all LaLiga clubs remains obsessively fixated on Real Madrid, making our club a constant target of his public attacks.

His latest intervention is particularly serious and incomprehensible—unbecoming of a responsible administrator—as it involves commenting on an article by an independent journalist in a digital media outlet. Yet, he reacts against our club by taking the liberty of critiquing our sporting strategy—an utterly absurd and irresponsible move.

It is astonishing that the LaLiga President devotes his time and personal channels to publicly discrediting Real Madrid, rather than using his position to foster trust in the institutions charged with guaranteeing the competition's impartiality. In doing so, he continues to damage the image of our competition and of Spanish football worldwide.

Given this persistent and inappropriate behavior, we believe that professional football in Spain urgently needs a leader capable of managing the competition and unlocking its full potential while upholding the fundamental duty of neutrality. It needs someone who understands the nature of the role; the LaLiga President is not the owner of the competition, but an administrator serving the clubs that comprise it and have entrusted him with its leadership. We, the clubs, need someone who will honestly serve this mission.”

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

This might actually be a Hall of Fame banter name.