Mr Squeekers

I failed Myers and Briggs - first separately, then together

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

Saturday Morning. My wife. Dog in the bed. Sun shining. Kids asleep.

My God, this is the closest thing to Heaven I’ve ever seen. Thank you!

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@chefsevenn The owner ain’t fat. Might be a bit crazy tho.

[exAtheistChristian - Gabriel @exAtheistRCC]

He did. That's the Quran.

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@jrock_az @barstoolsports She threw her TV near the trash, and then got the rebound.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

If I had a dollar every single time Communism worked, I would have $0.

Funny thing is, that if Communism did work, I would still have $0.

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@ForestMommy 🎯

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@sola_chad 🎯

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@Hickenlooper Damn it Trump!

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Before the spread of Christianity, pagan societies sacrificed children to gods for better harvests and ate one another for sport.

Yet atheists insist the Golden Rule is some universal moral intuition that all humans can simply stumble upon by random chance.

Without Christianity, you'd probably still be trying to kill innocent babies. Oh wait, you already are.

What little conception you even have of morality today is substantially shaped by the legacy and lingering vestiges of Christian ethics.

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

Can’t blame it on Trump. What will they say?

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@chefsevenn Ketchup is never an option.

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@DavidFischer ESV

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Decorum

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@JebraFaushay Parents with teeth like that? Yes.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

This is today’s Democrat party.

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@pweiser Translation: He’s not Jewish. He hasn’t sued Trump enough.

[Lex 𖤐 Talionis 🜏 @Lex9Talionis]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@Bakkies_Basson @_InfoGram_ Fine. Leave Iran to the US. We’ll bow out of NATO. You got Ukraine.

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@zarahussain999 Gotta root it out before all the 9 yr old northern Irish girls are s*x slaves.

[Mr T 2 @GovtsTheProblem]

CNBC just ranked Colorado the 49th worst state for cost of living in the US.
Only California was worse.
Blame Jared Polis(D) and the Colorado Democrats.
They did this to you, Colorado.
#copolitics

[Mr Squeekers @mentalascent]

@Amer1can_Barbie Bad-ass! 💪