Mental Ben

Not as wonky as a field and slightly smarter than your average rock. Collector of leaves and catnip addict. Left leaning mouse maiming feline.

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@1mmortalSpartan @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump Well my mother wasn't as gracious as yours I'm afraid, so fuck Trump, I hope his fate at the hands of coivid is as horrific for him as it has been for the hundreds of thousands of Americans that his incompetence inflicted upon them. I hope his demise is painful and protracted.

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@TyTaylor1992 @OfficialCWATSON @cameron_kasky @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS I think I must for he is a righteous man.

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@dieselgirl5 @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS So please tell when did god come down and anoint him?

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS This is fantastic news, I am even happier to know that you are in a high risk group and I as well as many millions of people around the world welcome the possibility that you will die frightened and alone. Your death from covid would bring joy to the world.

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@realDonaldTrump The only way I would enjoy that news conference is if you were being skull fucked by a sex starved shire horse

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@Pontifex Dear Mr The Pope, seeing as the bible has been such a hit and has never been out of print I wonder if God has any plans to follow up this success with a sequel? I have some ideas for a story line if he would be interested?

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@Pontifex Why would I want God to look at me? Isn't vanity a sin. Also the fact he wants to look at me I find just a little creepy to be honest. Why doesn't he just watch Netflix like everyone else?

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@Pontifex Hmmm, you get involved with climate change just when kids start leading the charge..............

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@Nigel_Farage This must be a tough day for you Nigel, I think your side lost mate....

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@Nigel_Farage and lets not forget the brave Polish pilots who played a big role during that time.

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@RWTaylors @Jacob_Rees_Mogg problem with capitalism is it keeps needing to be bailed by by socialism every ten years of so.

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@saffronwitreen @realDonaldTrump The troops are rather good at following orders

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@DPWIMM @realDonaldTrump Why stop with removing him from office, how long until we send men to Mars?

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@paget_old @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @StuartAndrew Maybe they want him to stay indoors a bit longer?

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

In your face Covid I don't have six friends.....

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@JohnCleese John do you still know that little man in Fulham? Could you perhaps engage his services. We could all chip in for his ticket to U.S of A.......

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@LiveyinLaLa @KevinJones26 @JohnCleese Also to the best of my knowledge John hasn't mismanaged a pandemic resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of his countrymen. But like I said to the best of my knowledge.

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@GamerMickey1928 @rj_layton @trideet @JohnCleese If you support someone who is clearly mentally unhinged and an utter buffoon what does that say about you?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can fool all Trump's supporters all of the time

Because...... they are EVEN DUMBER THAN HE IS

[Mental Ben @MentalBen]

@Nigel_Farage It's a shame you're parents never had a withdraw agreement.