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standard driver

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driving a stick and smoking a cig is the hottest thing I can do

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hope no one saw me repost my last tweet 294747203 times Jesus

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god. I would be such a brat to arrive @ the laundromat just to be that.

trying to get at, @tylerthecreator is not valued at his eclectic format.

he has reached arhat & I am SAT.

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she also had a claw clip from the dollar tree; if she can shop there, respectfully a tops isn't out of the ordinary plz

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Catherine ebs should be fucking grateful she doesn't have to use her calculator while grocery shopping so ur card doesn't decline

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"I am in Appalachia, mom"

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I didn't realize the criminal enterprise that Roblox is

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to the "influencer" who went to Tops in the Catskills after her Sam's Club order was canceled x3: rural grocery stores are not a simulation. You're just so out of touch you don't know how rural Americans live

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screamed "Jesus fucking Christ don't touch me" to a girl behind me bumping into me every time the line into the train stopped; what kind of tism is that

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I love walking into a glossier and feeling expensive despite the surprisingly low price

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fighting for my life in an Amtrak bathroom that smells like street piss

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@Amtrak thank you to your employees for graciously giving me coffee when I couldn't afford it

[~ @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

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love going to the mall when my sister does a $709 spree and I can't even afford to eat meals

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only with weed

[໊ @user0000O0]

does anyone know how to fill the void

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survival mode

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT?

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funny how I used to dislike my grandma and now she's my best friend

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day 2 no weed; dying a little from dopamine lack

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when u lose your needoh during the fireworks #iykyk

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what is it called when ur hinge date says long term relationship & half way through the date he just takes his pants all the way off & sits on the couch; nah that's called I left right away

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when u say "no thank u I can't afford that" and they give it to you anyway >>>>