Jordan Helverson

someone’s favorite niche internet celebrity

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

brother you have hepatitis b

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i got my bloodwork done and they said it was the most chinese blood they ever seen in a white man

[Degrata @Degrata254]

I've never heard China participating in the world Cup

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

My sister has a friend who is a convicted domestic abuser but my sister is victim blaming #womeninmalefields

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

Sister is getting slut shamed for wearing booty shorts at the Buddhist temple lol

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

My sisters Chinese is so bad she accidentally proudly told the whole extended family she’s a trump supporter and I didn’t correct her

[maddie @madsssagascar]

american sniper

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

@yayychris Genuinely sounds like silver talking to the voices in his head lmao

[🤺🇸🇳🇧🇪🇳🇱 @philfanacc]

bruh idc about the White House getting shot up put the Wolves back on my screen my nigga

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

Mfer better turn out to be Emmitt smith

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jeremiyah Love goes No. 3 to Arizona and he is now the first running back drafted in the top five picks since the Giants selected Saquon Barkley No. 2 in 2018.

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

Me when I pray at the nazi shrine but it’s not personal I just respect their patriotic spirit

[ニコニコニュース @nico_nico_news]

高市総理、靖国神社に玉串料を奉納

佐藤官房副長官は会見にて、
「私人の立場」「木内大臣ら閣僚・自民幹部らが靖国参拝も、国のために命を捧げた方々に尊崇の念を表することは当然である。日本としては中韓との関係強化の方針に変わりなし」と述べた

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Yo 😭

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

Joke of an institution

[The Chronicle @DukeChronicle]

The suspension of organizational activities set off a weeks-long dispute between the group and Student Affairs over the authority behind the disciplinary actions:

https://t.co/tXhytom6D6

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

One year ago today, Houston defeated Duke in one of the most improbable #MFinalFour comebacks of all time 🤯

#MarchMadness

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

Yeah Duke chokes to worse teams whats new

[Karter Baughan @karterb8]

Since 2018, every team that beat Duke in the NCAA Tournament lost in the following round.

[It Was A Nice Civilization While It Lasted @Cheapseats42]

@ncbags @yesnicksearcy @UNCBarstool @BarstoolBigCat @clubtrillion @chibbs_1 @Super70sSports @BARSTOOL_uconn The University of New Jersey at Durham.

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

Rooting for duke is spiritually fascist

[Kahlil Thomas @KahlilNThomas]

“Duke choking is an American tradition that can unite a country in a fragmented and divided time.”

Well said @PabloTorre

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

I assure you the Vietnamese would kill themselves before readopting anything Chinese lol

[Helios 🌙 ˖𖥔 ݁ ˖ @seelie_savant]

the way Asians didn’t even get to keep their language and that’s why tagalog and vietnamese use the Latin alphabet

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

Omg such good coaching!

[Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB]

that Duke education 😅🧠 @Tre3Jones

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

That’s the worst tournament choke job since Duke in 2025

[Jordan Helverson @mentaltrinityg]

AND ITS THE DAGGER FOR DUKE!!!!

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

CAM SPINS AND SCORES 🤯

#MarchMadness @DukeMBB