Men to Men Jokes

Now you can learn the jokes between men...

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"Real men are fathers to their kids, husbands to their wifes, sons to their mothers."

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Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?

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"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says “Oh no she didn't!“, she in fact, did."

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"We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single."

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I hate it when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I think someone's shouting my name.

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"If guns kill people, then pencils spell words wrong, cars cause people to drunk drive, and spoons make you fat."

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“For real dude she's hot“ - Alcohol

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We're not close anymore but I'll be here if you need me

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No regrets. Just lessons learned.

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Real men love more than they lust..

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"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other"

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There's never any fat kids in McDonalds commercials. I wonder why.

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"Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it."

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Sitting there listening to your friend's problems and acting like your a psychologist.

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It's ok to be single! Don't settle just to have somebody.

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Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

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Mornings are a lot like getting kicked in the balls.

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"I'm not forgetful, I'm just too lazy to remember."

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"Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant alot has changed... Like my name, address and telephone number."

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Losing your phone is like losing your life.