Menzekh

Nonconformist 😐

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@HabibossCFC Will she condemn this same attitude from her son's or kid brother's wife?
If her father/mother or pastor or boss came visiting, would she cook them a meal despite her work schedule?
If the answer to both questions is "yes", the problem is disrespect

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@ezekelechi_ @KelOnovo @ezekelechi_
I raise you gossip! 🤣🤣🤣
If you don't know that men gossip, wait till you see a couple who enjoy spending alone time together without phones, TV or even sex

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@fueki_lee Gives credence to this post, even if was the women that condemned it the most

https://t.co/pVdvHOdgeI

[Stephen Stone - PhD Tricknologist @Stephen19718352]

People think I’m joking when I say you need to be sexually harassing your wife/gf every day. I am dead serious. It starts before you even get out of bed. You need to be groping and making jokes before your head leaves the pillow. You need to be playfully harassing her in the bathroom as she gets ready. You need to pick her up off the ground when you get home from work. You need to send her funny, sexually harassing texts during the day.

Your woman will be so happy to have a man constantly sexually interested in her. This is the best way by far to keep her happy. It also serves to diffuse all her illogical female thoughts, which she is burdened with. It will also result in you getting laid on a daily basis several years into a marriage.

You need to be sexual harassment MAXXING

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@tripplsett_ Reading this and few proverbs come to mind 👇👇

1. "Foolishness abounds in the heart of a child,..."
2. What an elder sees while sitting down, a youngster won't see it, even if they climb on a tree top.
3. There's a way that seems right to a man (or woman), but the end is death.

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@Mikeliberation This is a classic case of adults (neighbours) who do not know how to communicate with one another face to face except via instant messaging and social media.

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@B0ymanager @B0ymanager
You wanted to be unfortunate, but God of 2nd chance said "not today" with free 20k groceries. 😁

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@autocareplusng @autocareplusng
Continuing with the overheating narrative, when your engine coolant temperature gets to a critical level (110⁰C+), the ECU will force the AC system (compressor) to shut down completely so as to protect it from damage, as well as reduce the load on the engine.

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@BigWave372 @BigWave372
One of more of these components may be bad. From the simplest to worst case...
radiator cover, ECT sensor, thermostat, radiator, water pump and radiator hoses. You said fans are working.
If none of the above, you most likely have a head gasket issue (worst case)

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@SylvesterSolid Nigerian woman logic - the car starts and gets her to wherever she wants to go
Your assignment? Scan the vehicle to ascertain the reasons behind those Christmas lights.
Quick fixes without scan-top up on washer fluid. Check oil level, coolant, tyre pressure & brake fluid/pads

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@Lucia_uiu @Lucia_uiu I had to go read what happened again. I like some peeps in your family, like your cousin's dad who first slapped his daughter😈
Anyway, the older you get the fewer people you need around you and it feels peaceful being excluded from certain extended family drama

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@Lucia_uiu Bless you! May they live long in good health to enjoy a harvest of their labors of love on you

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@WilJay_1 The older you get, haven 'been there done that', you just want a balance - a vehicle with enough room for family + power + comfort/elegance.
BMW and Mercedes gives you this combo. That's why some people have it as their retirement/pet cars, to quietly enjoy their twilight years

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@edyflix @The_Chidimma Once you go black, you never go back 😁😁😁

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@WilJay_1 Boss...which of these will you do with such a beast?
- Long trips
- Evening cruise
- Highway cruise
- Everyday commute
- Trophy car in the garage

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@ichieEmy @ichieEmy
You're very correct here!
Your last sentence though... the manufacturers didn't intend for the cars to be constantly driven on the same kind of horrible road conditions prevalent in Nigeria. As a result, 'abnormal' things are done here as a coping mechanism

[Menzekh @menzekh]

@Nedu64 @Nedu64
Peter Obi is like that Igbo trader who's secretary/sales girl was so good, he wifed her!
She may look pretty and decked up, but she didn't attain the position of 'Oga's wife' by being soft. She will be as shrewd as oga, so much that he can entrust his business to her