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ur wifey feeds me grapes like that caesar guy

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cart girls are basically just golf strippers.

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zendaya ogre. green zendaya.

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I really enjoy breaking bad chip. The corner poppers.

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kinda crazy a gopher decides more winter for humans.

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the movie “Heretic” is one of the best written movies of the year.

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Holy crap I love the Hersheys cookies and cream chocolate bar.

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kinda crazy how gnats will just land on you and the slightest pinch of ur fingers will just send them to the afterlife.

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in Boston for Lauren’s graduation.

let’s see how long it takes before Rachel, Lauren, and I get into a heated debate/argument/maybe throw hands.

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these airport french fries are hitting. hitting I said.

the burger needs some work bc of the bun.

El Ramsay in this biatcho.

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sliding doors are whipped.

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Jack Johnson hits on the ski chair lift. I’m on the ski chair lift.

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we back.

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“Gone Girl” could be in the horror genre. That woman is crazy. Solid watch.

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Got locked outside of house and forgot code. Gotta whip old school big guns.

Pretty sure neighbors behind me think I’m robbing.

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Showing my mom “Breaking Bad.”

She has a lot of questions for the first 5 minutes.

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aight get this. “War of Worlds” was released in June of 2005 and made 603 mill. 4 months later a movie that was solely based off that was written, directed, and animated and made 314 mill in that small span of time.

That movie was “Chicken Little.”

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@dakin_bacon I have genuine questions for Rick.

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I wonder how much Kurt Cobains shotgun would go for at auction.

Been watching too much pawn stars.

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An original released copy of Lou Reeds 1972 album “Transformer “ would sell for about 12 to 15 hundred.

Rick would prolly buy it for a measly 100 dolla.

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been a while.