Rachelisms

So many Rachelisms they needed their own Twitter! Contains 90% Rachel and 10% other natural flavors.

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10 years since sentient bacon. #rachelismsis10 #TwitterAnniversary

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I didn’t yell at her for laughing! I yelled at her for being annoying!

#rachelisms courtesy of @FrankyDC_LC

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Kyle: she is reading an NLT.

Rachel: of course she is. not that there’s anything wrong with that. there’s nothing wrong with a little NLT. my pastor sometimes uses the NLT. it’s accessible. and not even that inaccurate. i have an NLT.

Courtesy of @FrankyDC_LC

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I mean. We love an extremely strange autistic bitch but not one who says the n-word.

Courtesy of @FrankyDC_LC

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I don’t know how to interact with people after 10pm! #rachelism

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Rachel: imagine— self-sufficiency: goats, chickens…. vegetables. What else could you need?
Amber: the internet

#rachelism #amberism

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We have @Spotify now. Last time we had a world war they didn’t have that #rachelism

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Imma go a little abstract and say “indigo dreams” which could be a color or a bath and body works scent. #rachelism

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Two cups of earl grey got me actin’ suspicious

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Listen to that 𝓼𝓪𝔁𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮.
…Ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ a clarinet…

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I don’t want dick! I want cheddar!

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This hot makes me so hat. #amberism

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Child: I’m an adult!
Rachel: You’re 11!

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She’s so concentrated. She’s like a juice. #kyleism

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I don’t f*** wit that, wear real pants like a big boy #rachelism

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Ashley, you’re not a Jewish man #rachelism

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You shall rot with plastic.

The carbon that makes your corpse will not rejoin the environment for centuries.

#nathanisms

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Look, sometimes sexism works. #ashleyisms

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Courtesy of The Rachel herself:

“Pride month is a time for joy, not the French."

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Gaslight, guilt trip, girlboss

#ashleyism