raccoon hands

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

Me, under my breath as I drift off to sleep: ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ ᴵ’ᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᴸᵒᵘᶦˢᶦᵃⁿᵃ

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

@pulte 👈🏼 struggling

[Exit 114 @exitonefourteen]

McRib stands for "My Chemical Romance Is Back"

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

Pretty ironic that you have a COEXIST bumper sticker and yet you yelled at me for backing into your car 🤔

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

👏🏼👏🏼

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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[daisy @daisyevar]

Just a reminder that it’s not okay to have a republican boyfriend

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

@mcneelykatie I can’t believe people got so mad at you for this lmao

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

this is me uploading content to my finsta

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

DOCTOR: Open wide and say “Ah”
ME: Sorry doc but the mouth is the dentist’s domain. You get everything else, save some for the dentist! No need to be greedy!
DOCTOR: Okay sir

[neri @marsquake]

google doc (google document of color)

[Joe Ovies @joeovies]

I only get flu shots from local craft pharma companies.

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

Where do I set my iced coffee down when it’s time for me to shit in the airport bathroom

[Nik @stfuIol]

me talking to my uber driver at 2am

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

@mmafightersquad I know her fuckin back hurt

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is my king until further notice

[Prizzilla ⭐️ @Prizzilla_]

Blue lives aren’t lives, that’s a career and a uniform you can take off. I’m so tired of people acting like it’s the same thing as black lives.

[raccoon hands @meowchloee]

All I plan on eating for the rest of my life is sourdough, Brie, and mochi