Alex Parker

I like cats, Pretty Lights, infosec, and Active Directory.

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

It’s not me, it’s you @MarriottIntl. Book a room this morning that was available, show up at 4 for check-in, waited 40mins to find out the room wouldn’t be ready for another 20mins. Came back 6 hours later and now I have to drive “around the corner” to another hotel?

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

@Giannis_An34 what’s your favorite band/music artist?

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

Also, who gets a B rating on the Milwaukee Health Code report???

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

@littlecaesars in the oven for a half hour, to get the wrong thing? What’s going on at your spot on Chase in Milwaukee?

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

good luck topping this, Kendrick

[OberSports @obersports]

Annexation of the Upper Peninsula

It’s time to take back what’s rightfully ours

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

The ban we'd all prefer.

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

@SwiftOnSecurity We're seeing issues with deleting only the single file too. Some machines we've had to delete C:\Windows\System32\drivers\Crowdstrike folder.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

this is how it feels to be 16 and your best friend just got their license and you are going to Taco Bell

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

Let the boy eat

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Joey Chestnut

Unfazed.

[Jake Reetz @jajareetz]

Need a legacy game for The Extender tonight

[🥤 @34for2]

This guy on the TNT hot mic shit talking the Pacers all night is pure gold

[clark j @clarklikesbeer]

There needs to be an emergency beer garden open for days like this in Milwaukee

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

@SwiftOnSecurity I'll never forget proposing we replace the Sonicwall with an Optiplex GX280 running pfSense and building a content filter with SquardGuard to save ~$3000. And then the rush when it actually worked.

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

The school I went to let me manage AD in middle school because they had no better option.

Apparently there's a whole generation of IT people that supported poor organizations and just kinda figured it out?

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

It is deeply unfortunate the youth of today do not have same fields of opportunity I did. Giving them responsibility is essential. I grew to that level of ownership, having lived it. Who would risk this now?

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

@SwiftOnSecurity The scary thing is I still use the stuff I learned almost every day.

Where better to learn that building a Samba 4 domain controller and manually replicating SYSVOL for "redundancy" is actually a bad idea?

[Alex Parker @meowingtons_]

RIP to the guy who kept the Bucks in Milwaukee twice. Pour one out for him.

[Jessie Opoien @jessieopie]

Herb Kohl, former U.S. senator and Milwaukee Bucks owner, dies at age 88 https://t.co/ivbQTmYEJS via ⁦@BillGlauber⁩

[wild bill @billienotjeane]

I’ve seen enough, put Thanasis in