Madame Plum

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

Just aced the @emma_finance quiz with a perfect 5/5 score! 🎉 Think you can beat me? #EmmaQuiz

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

Train in England are an absolute scam. Leeds to Huddersfield- £11.60 for a 20 minute journey and peak time trains are cancelled or delayed all the bloody time. @TPExpressTrains sort yourself out this is infuriating - people have got places to be on a Monday morning.

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

I wonder what the @gigglysquad think about the NYC mayoral elections! I listen to the podcast all the time and wonder if voted? Considering how much they love New York City, I hope they did

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

Me: Stalin was responsible for many great purges!
My lovely boyfriend: was he bulimic?

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

I am struggling so bad with avolition. I feel like I can’t get anything done unless I’m being watched and it is to please someone else or perform for someone. When I’m on my own I can’t even bother to feed myself.

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

How are y’all making new friends in your 20s?! Every person I meet is either terribly dull or just completely unhinged.

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

Sometimes it’s okay to just not like someone as a person. You don’t have to create strange narratives and lies around them to validate your dislike.

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Polydor Record execs watching Raye clean up as an independent artist after they put her on the shelf for years #BritAwards

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

@PapaJohnsUK just placed an order on the website and it says there is an issue with the order. Called the store in Leeds to check, and there seems to be an issue with the internet and they can’t deliver or cancel the order?? I have already paid- what can I do to cancel this?

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

This is my 75th attempt at starting and committing to a Twitter account lessgo

[Madame Plum @meowitzie]

@SeanPlunket @GaryLineker What kind of an imbecile doesn’t understand the literal children being murdered every single day, their parents carrying their limbless bodies to hospitals, which are being bombed by the occupation is gruesome, a war crime, and must be condemned? Ya feckin twat Sean