Melissa

Will probably postpone or cancel plans if they interfere with naptime.

[Melissa @meowmar15]

@LoriLizarraga Wow!!! Felicidades lori!!!! Absolutely blown away by your work and journey since that small texas town and excited to hear you on one of my favorite podcasts!

[Melissa @meowmar15]

Maybe in an alternate lifetime we're still friends

[Melissa @meowmar15]

I don't want your app or your inedible cookies or your subscriptions or unending ads

[Melissa @meowmar15]

@verokneecuh I am not ready for when that day comes

[Melissa @meowmar15]

Amazing how horrendously difficult scheduling a doctors appointment can be

[Melissa @meowmar15]

If I start screaming now I'm not sure I will be able to stop so it was nice knowing y'all

[Melissa @meowmar15]

@hamalbashi WHAT 😂😂😂

[Melissa @meowmar15]

@enn0lesh Can confirm

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

it won’t matter if every single american is fully vaccinated against COVID-19, if the global patent isn’t lifted and if countries like the united states do not begin largely distributing their vaccines worldwide to other struggling nations, this virus will continue to mutate.

[Melissa @meowmar15]

A nice hot bowl of rice and beans can heal the soul

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

Happy 420. Free all the Black people incarcerated on non-violent marijuana charges✨

[Melissa @meowmar15]

Working out outside sounds all nice and fun until a bird shits all over your stuff and super mosquitoes that didn't die during the freeze get you in the back during the ONE TIME your shirt rides up

[SZA @sza]

Kill that urge to be chosen. CHOOSE URSELF .

[Melissa @meowmar15]

Someone please talk to me about Search Party

[Annie Gabston-Howell- @AnnieGabstonH]

If your governor is telling you it's time to remove your mask, maybe it's time to remove you governor instead.

[Melissa @meowmar15]

Haven't been able to shower in 5 days but at least there are Ted Cruz memes

[Melissa @meowmar15]

@itsmetheHBIC Yessssss I'm crying with how hard I'm laughing

[Melissa @meowmar15]

Can't wait for future Melissa to be on edge for every future winter weather event

[Melissa @meowmar15]

🙃🙃🙃

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

You’re the governor of a state where millions don’t have power, where people are literally dying of exposure, and you go on Fox news to talk about... the Green New Deal? You are the governor. Your party has run Texas for 20 years. Accept responsibility & help us get out of this.