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I really like cats

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

My baby starts Kindergarten tomorrow 😭😭

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Breaking cycles sucks.

[Miley Nation @MileyNation]

madonna’s daughter. britney’s sister. gaga’s cousin. cher’s favorite niece. dolly’s goddaughter. beyoncé’s country cousin.

MILEY just revived pop music.

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Being a parent and sitting with guilt, failure, shame from parenting choices you can’t take back is probably one of the hardest things about being a parent.

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Just put you are still breastfeeding Frank and can’t make jury duty..

🤣🤣 Only my fucking friends.

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

I know the tanning bed hates to see me coming after watching me lather my pasty white self in lotion. 😂

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Poor T, being kicked outta his own fort by a damn cat. 😹

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

an oz of weed is officially cheaper than filling my gas tank.

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Well shit. I like golf. Been roasting my husband about it for months. Now here I am wondering when I can get out there again.. 😭😂 Damnit Fronk. Got me hooked

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Billie has finally learned how to jump on me from behind without using claws. Now I’ll just randomly have a cat hanging on my shoulders meowing and trying to give me kisses. 😭

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Me: Crying cause I don’t deserve my husband. Obviously all hormones be going off this month

Husband: Babe did you mark on the calendar what day you started your period? So you can track it for your PCOS.

Me: Wahhh! see you remember everything for me 😭🤣

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Before the alcohol took over her life. This is the mom I miss. This is the mom I grieved after going no contact 9 years ago.

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

@nickimoraa Adderall. That’s it. Otherwise my house is dumpster fire 🤣🤷‍♀️

[jas @adriasmonica]

“lucy and evan fucked in college, lucy and i fucked this morning, bree and wrigley BEEN fucking for months” #tellmelies

I didn’t expect stephen to be this funny and clocking everyone 😭

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

@_AnonHater_ Losing a fur baby is so hard. 😭 I’m sorry. I hope whatever time you have left together is full of love cuddles 🩷

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

@kendoeeeeee Me and my high ass be laughing at these names 😂😂

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Only my kids would all hit growth spurts at the same time 😭😭😭 like we just had Christmas guys.

[💨🌼😽 @meowmeowbeeetch]

Txted my brother Happy Birthday.. Response.. “I’m old”

No shit. You are the oldest 😂