Mallorie Baird

[Mallorie Baird @meowryb]

@davesdarkhorse never disappoints!!!! Hands down, the best bar in town! #kathyforbestbartender2014

[Mallorie Baird @meowryb]

I was skeptical, but I really lost weight! http://t.co/ppjYA7BACs

[Mallorie Baird @meowryb]

I was shocked when I lost 12 pounds in 3 weeks! http://t.co/cFV3eKJhA2

[Mallorie Baird @meowryb]

I got hacked, folks. I didn't lose weight on anything. In fact, I've gained it! Don't open any messages from me. #weightlossisnotreal

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Never trust a person who doesn't like dogs.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

James Avery, star of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,' dies at 68. http://t.co/4zuryCH8Ey

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Manhunt on for bank robbery suspect who killed one cop and wounded another. http://t.co/cHA1yWqvdX

[L.A. Green @shoplagreen]

Contest alert! RT until 10:30 AM tomorrow to win a mud-pie cuff bracelet! Winners will be announced tomorrow!

[Mallorie Baird @meowryb]

I just looked online at "pumpkins throwing up their food"... And now nothing makes sense

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Never trust morning people.

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

When your job title starts with "Ass." #PGP

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

Getting way too worked up when people don't reciprocate the thank you wave in traffic. #PGP

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

The only thing I pre-game is bed. #PGP

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

Never eating breakfast because you've convinced yourself that 20 extra minutes of sleep is going to make a difference. #PGP

[Mallorie Baird @meowryb]

Shark week is upon us

[Mugshots Stark @MugshotsStark]

Congratulations to Rachelle Thomason on being the 5th recipient of the Lyndsi Marie Hill Scholarship! http://t.co/0aEJQSq0YT

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Remember that no matter how much somebody loves you, there is a dog somewhere that loves you more.

[Mallorie Baird @meowryb]

@jlbadillo1 this is a complete. Idiot.