Amanda Parson

Proud mama of a NICU rainbow baby ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@HamillHimself Our little guys first Halloween 😄 he was born at 25 weeks gestation on Sept 8, and will be 33 weeks gestation tomorrow!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly. #IndigenousPeoplesDay

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@toddlandstore When are we getting a @Loungefly collab????

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@CrumblCookies 🌽🍞…I’ll meet you again one day I hope 😭

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@PicturesFoIder I didn’t throw it up, but I was sick and the smell changed. To this day ketchup smells like bleach and sometimes tomato based foods will smell like bleach when I get sick.

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@LakotaMan1 @AMAZlNGNATURE @L_DeWeaver Idk Gorillas are pretty intelligent…

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Boy math is never raising the minimum wage but still expecting Americans to keep up with the cost of living.

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

BREAKING: Melania and Donald Trump are humiliated in front of millions of live national television viewers as The View hosts ridicule Trump over his latest court loss — and they CALL OUT grifter Melania.

It all started when host Whoopi Goldberg declared, “For years, I have mentioned that you-know-who was just playing at being a real estate tycoon and his competition show 'The Apprentice.'”

Host Joey Behar jumped in, stating, “What a loser he is!” — sending the other hosts and audience into a fit of laughter.

Behar continued, “Wait till Melania finds out he's only worth 800 bucks!”

At this point, the hosts and crowd shared yet another hearty laugh at Melania and Donald’s expense.

Adding insult to injury for Trump, Alyssa Farah Griffin, worked for Trump in the White House, declared, “Trump is a fraud, and a charlatan, and con man. This puts it into the starkest terms. This is how crazy it is. He inflated the value of Mar-a-Lago by 2,300%. That would be like saying my two-bedroom apartment is a multi-floor penthouse. An average person would be in jail for doing it. Here's the thing, because I do know the man decently well. He thinks that being a loser or being poor or struggling financially are the absolute worst things. He never learned that playground lesson that winning isn't everything. I honestly think seeing the sign on Trump Tower taken off Fifth Avenue would be more deafening to him than sitting in a prison cell because it says unequivocally that he is a loser."

Well said, ladies…

Please retweet and ❤️ if you’re GLAD that Trump is about to go broke — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a woke new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: https://t.co/0c9FDbByU8

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@CalltoActivism Okay..now I can see how he was sexiest man alive twice lol

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Boy math is needing 15 attempts to count the votes correctly to become Speaker and then shutting down the government 9 months later

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

He. Was. Never. A. Successful. Business. Man.

He. Inherited. 400. Million. And. Went. Bankrupt. Seven. Times.

Every. Commercial. Venture. He. Launched. Failed. Miserably.

He. Conned. You. Into. Thinking. He. Was. A. Success.

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@CrumblCookies Why didn’t you guys have a birthday cake cookie this week?

[Jennifer McCormick @mccormickforgov]

As our GOP leaders continue to chase away quality teachers and healthcare providers, Indiana is becoming an uneducated and unhealthy state.

Decades of poor policy have consequences.

Time for a leadership change!

Hoosiers deserve better.

Let’s go!

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@ilovenostalgia My younger sister and I used to pretend we were smoking with them constantly. Seen them still being sold a couple of years ago, just harder to find them nowadays.

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@NintendoAmerica Literally all I want is ports of twilight Princess and wind waker.

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

Too true! 🤣

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

@mtgreenee @realDonaldTrump Neanderthal woman and her pimp.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Dear conservative strategists trying to rebrand Pro Life to Pro Baby because you know how unpopular your position is on women’s reproductive rights:

We suggest you rebrand to Pro Birth.

You seem to care a lot about fetuses. You are sickly obsessed with forcing births.

But you most certainly do not care about babies. Or child victims of sexual abuse and incest. Or the health and lives of mothers. Or the lives of poor children, or neglected children. You don’t support childcare, food assistance, free school lunches, higher minimum wages for struggling moms or anything forced birth babies might need to survive. You certainly don’t support women.

But you already know this. And that’s why you realize “Pro Life” is so off brand.

Pre life.
Pro birth.
Anti-woman.

You’re welcome.

[Amanda Parson @meowsesparson]

@CrumblCookies Cornbread! Oh how I miss you! Can’t wait until you come back!

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No Chinese baby was ever born speaking Chinese. No French baby was ever born speaking French. No English baby was ever born speaking English. They had to listen to their parents to learn the language. No one is born racist, they're taught racism, stop teaching it.