Mustafa Khan

tell your cat I said pspspspsps

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

Another day thanking God for not being born in toli chowki area

[autist @litteralyme0]

I can't believe I'm the same person who used to survive on 1GB data for 30 days

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Imagine witnessing Hitler and Nitin Gadkari in one life

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

tomorrow, as in today tomorrow? or tomorrow tomorrow?

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

for pista house dum ke roat reels

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

yeah instagram is down

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

'aapke ghar se hi shuru karru'
Ultimate ego boost for relatives
#bakrid

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

i don't have trust issues, I am just good at pattern recognition

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

@notsafii fuck me

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

Back when I was a fresh grad everyone was looking for 2 yrs experienced folks, but now that I have 2 years of experience suddenly everyone wants either a fresh grad or someone with 3+ years. WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!?!

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

@notsafii hustler

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

atp i only wait for claude limit to reset

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

Are people still giving 10th ke exams?

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

@hushi_sushi just put 'prompt?' in mom

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

In every thumbs up ad why do they have to steal it from somewhere?

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

Wtf is haleem ka cheese pull 😭🙏🏽

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

Why is numaish filled with tall people??

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

Every time Google drops a new AI model, for 3 days everybody goes

This is the best model ever
Google is back
Google is king
Don't mess with Sundar Pichai
Open AI is done
Anthropic is finished
It even reads my mind

Then everyone goes back to using ChatGpt and Claude

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

Jab bhi ghar me chai ka pucha to ek imaginary cow existence me ajati which hasn't been fed, due which une doodh nai di aaj to make chai

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

2 years ago it was "bhai konsi country jaare?" 2 years later it is "bhai konsi country se aare?"

[Mustafa Khan @meowstafaa]

Aundi