Meowwwza

Who knows anymore, but listen to Black women, trans is beautiful, and fuck your guns.

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My goal in life is to turn

This: Into this:

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@PopCrave I am thrilled to be too old to know any of these people

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@Phil_Lewis_ “Imagine this pitcher of iced tea is a gallon of your feces”

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@Phil_Lewis_ Looks like they didn’t bring the necessary super fluff safeguard

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Without reading the article, how many ways could “had diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane” be interpreted?

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A flight from Atlanta to Barcelona was forced to turn around after a passenger had diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane

“This is a biohazard issue,” the pilot said

https://t.co/hqSzG67SqB

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@Madonnarchive I love Madonna, but for her to say of Sinead O’Conner’s ripping up the Pope’s picture as not the best way to express her ideas because the image of him means a lot to people is so fucking stupid and ridiculous. For reference: https://t.co/4ctpg4wf1E

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@SaeedDiCaprio Appropriate he would have a McDonald’s worker tattooed on his arm

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@elonmusk @anammostarac Dude, look at the community notes.

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@CultureCrave If you want to see him hilariously and expertly improvise more, watch his episode of Murderville on Netflix.

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@drericksonspine If you never took your child to the post office, who was supposed to?

If they never saw you write a check, who was going to show them?

Cursive hasn’t been taught regularly in school since early 2000’s.

I think you need to pay attention to what your kids are experiencing.

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@ElyKreimendahl Sublime “Santeria”
Wallflowers “I Started a Joke”
Dar Williams “Iowa”
The Strokes “Last Night”
Alien Ant Farm “Smooth Criminal”
Janet Jackson “All For You”
Train “Drops of Jupiter”
K-Ci & JoJo “Crazy”
Nelly Fertado “I’m Like A Bird”
Dave Matthews Band “Space Between”

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I try to avoid making eye contact with myself in the mirror when I am struggling to pull up my pants after going to the bathroom because no one needs that kind of judgment.

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@WeirdMedieval Come on now. That can’t be the ONLY place they were biting her.

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@SaeedDiCaprio The juxtaposition of a photo of surrendering and the tagline “never surrender!” is just perfectly Trump level dumb.

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@PicturesFoIder Urine

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Gotta love that he said to “NEVER SURRENDER!” when he just literally had surrendered; the photo being the evidence of such surrender.

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@PopCrave Grannies gettin’ their metformin ready!

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What this means is you are just as likely to click on an ad as you are a news article, resulting in an ad revenue increase.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

X is planning to remove the headline from news articles shared to the platform, according to Fortune.

Links will reportedly only display an article’s lead image.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Please take a second & be alarmed at what’s happening in Tennessee now. Not even one day back in session & they’ve cut of Justin Jones’ microphone, blocked people from entering the rotunda, & removed protesters for holding up signs. This is the literal definition of fascism.

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@n64cartridges I’m sorry, but I am not taking any responsibility for someone’s weird murdery pervy fantasy idea they spent $100k on. This was not a “we” thing. This is a “not all ideas need to be followed up on, okay Rhys?!” thing.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Some of the most telling passages from the Ronan Farrow expose on Elon Musk imply he wants nothing good for anyone unless he can take credit, gets off on risk and destroying things, has a grandiose ideology and a dangerous grip on world leaders. SUPER. https://t.co/newmad2EhR