Mark Ponder

A rural physician in Lincoln, AL. Music lover. Sport tweets at @MarkonCFB. I cannot ensure privacy with DMs; please bear this in mind.

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

@MarlboroVampire As you can probably tell, slaw dogs are a passion for me. Ask @altonbrown; 'spect he'd agree.

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

@VanAllenPlexico I would like some of our World Cup visitors to find an ice-cold @Buffalo_Rock ginger ale. Pop the top and take a big drink - bonus points for a video. If any fellow football fans want to take me up, I’ll crack one simultaneously. Welcome to Alabama.

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

@Margarita_Mtn @FreddyLA7 @tylershough2 @Saints @PelicansNBA @POTUS @WhiteHouse @StateDept lol. Forget the White House. Waffle House at 1am would be the epitome of the American Experience. Or Buc-ee's.

[Griffin Hill @ghilltide]

The Alabama WR Room has just landed a huge NIL deal..... #RollTide #CFP

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

@MattBrownEP How will the House settlement, as discussed in today’s newsletter, apply to public vs private schools? Will (for example) Vanderbilt be better or worse than their SEC peers? Or Miami or Notre Dame? #newslettertopic

[Griffin Hill @ghilltide]

This picture was take a little more than 33 years ago...two of the scouts pictured are celebrating their birthday today...I only know one of the two...Happy 39th (hope this is right) Birthday @meponder

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

That’s fair!

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

Is there an unwritten law that mattress salesmen have to lurk within three feet of you the entire time? Pretty sure I’m not going to be shoplifting a mattress.

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

@LibertySoftware Physician/end-user here. The Rx365 iOS app will not allow 90-day refills of multiple meds. Selected individually, they use the prescribed 90-day prescription. When “Select Multiple” is used, the app indicates 30-day refills. Any solution?

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

🌀 I played the Telegraph’s ‘Who should I vote for in the general election?’ quiz and I’m truly independent! Play to find out where you lean 🗳️ https://t.co/pwurmodpFI

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

One of the greatest icons in the history of music and pop culture. Also pictured: Paul McCartney.

[Griffin Hill @ghilltide]

Congrats to Dakota Frank from @MunfordHigh on winning the @AHSAAUpdates 4A 1600m.

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

@AlabamaFBLA In what universe do you consider #2 to look more professional than #1?

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

#BeTheCatcher @ghilltide

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

The catcher was just vibing 😂

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[Griffin Hill @ghilltide]

Please help identify this thief...he stole a trailer from a home on Hwy 77..... #NameThatThief for $1,000, please Alex!

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

I did that as requested. Crickets. No response. I feel like I just got trolled by your customer service department on TwitX. Good job, I guess?

[Sears @Sears]

@meponder @HomeDepot Hello Mark, thank you for reaching out. We are very sorry to hear you have not had a good experience with us and we would be happy to see how we can help. Can you please PM us with the full name, full street address, and phone number associated with the repair? Thank you

[Mark Ponder @meponder]

I would strongly recommend avoiding purchasing an extended appliance warranty from @HomeDepot, particularly if it’s serviced by @Sears. 10 weeks, 4 no-shows, forged signatures on work orders, and still no working dishwasher. Abysmal.

[Mark Ponder @MarkOnCFB]

Coach Saban’s statue alive and striding off the field one last time. #AIArtwork

[Mark Ponder @MarkOnCFB]

The legacy of Coach Saban. #AIArtwork

[Mark Ponder @MarkOnCFB]

The sad goodbye. #AIArtwork

[Batson @b_batson_shazam]

@dannykanell @DKThompson Wow 👀 …. Rules for thee not for me @dannykanell