Meridith

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

It's me. Recent changes in the FedCiv space led to me being unexpectedly available for new opportunities. Sad to say goodbye to phia after 8+ years, but excited to see what the future holds for my creativity and passion for people.
(Don't worry, I'm not leaving @BSides_NoVA!)

[Andy Piazza @klrgrz]

If you dig my @klrgrz logo or any of the @BSides_NoVA designs over the years, the creative genius behind the art is available to for hire full time roles and freelance projects. Happy to connect you

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@WeaselSec Hi! I have bandwidth.
The powers that be won't allow me to message you but if you can message me, please do. Otherwise, I can be contacted at [email protected]. Just put your handle in the subject line so I don't miss it!

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Looking for some fun projects to fill in the gaps while I seek full-time employment. What kinds of creative ideas do you have? How can I help?
DM me or drop a comment. If you know my number, text me! Let's make my funemployment more fun (and affordable)!
Here are a few ideas:

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@klrgrz Source: Me

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

I don't get on here often, but when I do, it's because I made something and my work posted about it.
Check my newest sticker designs. If you're at #Defcon grab some from your nearest phia person.

[phia LLC @PhiaLLC]

Are you at #defcon? We are! Come find the #phiaphamily and pick up your limited edition phia #stickers. Have fun and stay safe!

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@mattnathanson @AlexiLalas I brought you back up to 80k!
Also, can’t wait to see you in Mass on Saturday!

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Speaking of mental health....
If you have teens or kids, this is for you! This is a public resource provided by
@fairfaxhealth.
Reach out if you have questions or visit this link to register: https://t.co/WfeNZ1YsD4

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@chrisculling @BSides_NoVA You did a great job. I struggle with public speaking anxiety so your bravery was not lost on me. I really wanted to run up on stage and give you a hug!

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Thank you to @chrisculling for a great conversation about neurodivergence and mental health at @BSides_NoVA today. Really appreciate the honesty and vulnerability. Can’t wait to see what else you do for #MentalHealthAwareness in the #infosec community.

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Blue will be at @HomewardTrails Adoption center in Fairfax Station this Sunday from 10-4. Come meet her. She is SO SWEET.

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Meet Blue, FKA Amaya, our first try at #fostering. Shepherd/hound mix about 6-7 months old and a ball full of energy. She already knows “sit” & “no” and is 99% potty trained. She comes from @HomewardTrails. If you’re looking for a new pup in the DMV area, let me or @klrgrz know!

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Meet Blue, FKA Amaya, our first try at #fostering. Shepherd/hound mix about 6-7 months old and a ball full of energy. She already knows “sit” & “no” and is 99% potty trained. She comes from @HomewardTrails. If you’re looking for a new pup in the DMV area, let me or @klrgrz know!

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Also thanks to my stylist Danielle for being thoughtful enough to mention this to Client Support! This made my day.

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

Shoutout to @stitchfix:
I mentioned that I need a dress to wear to my dad’s burial this month. Without giving them any info about my dad, they found his obituary and learned he suffered from PSP. Got this email today.
THIS👏🏻IS👏🏻HOW👏🏻TO👏🏻DO #CustomerService …and #OSINT.

[phia LLC @PhiaLLC]

Have you seen our #NewWebsite yet? #phia has a new look!
New features:

-View open positions & submit resumes on the careers page
-Contract options & core capabilities
-#CompanyCulture & philosophies
-So much more
Go check it out now!
https://t.co/1ATgBqsmTW

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

#NewWebsite who dis? #phia

[phia LLC @PhiaLLC]

We’ve been working on this project and can finally share it with you!

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@m_micr0 @klrgrz @lockdownurlife

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@klrgrz @m_micr0 @lockdownurlife Told you so. From the live-in hairdresser.

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@electrifying @klrgrz Also water lettuce grows like crazy. Our hyacinths didn’t do too great. Once weather is warm people will be selling it on Facebook marketplace for $1/bag. I tried giving it away when it got overgrown and no one would take it.

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@electrifying @klrgrz This is the Facebook group I’m in. https://t.co/xy4TpQ8ndb

[Meridith @mer_pizza]

@electrifying @klrgrz There’s a list of water loving plants towards the end of this article. That’s where I picked most of mine from. All found at Home Depot. I put them in pond plant bags weighted with pea gravel so the dirt doesn’t get all over the pond. https://t.co/Zp0V8fWHnT