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[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

If you genuinely also wish your mum could live forever. Retweet this.

[aly @merbaed]

@hallowmoons @ricomiccon @The_AMPPVD don’t forget the $25 parking fee!!!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

People: omg I can’t believe this is happening

People with anxiety: I thought this might happen

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Honestly, after all these years this bit is still the best analogy for Trump.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

"Describe your ideal work environment"

Me:

[Lauren⋆｡ﾟ👻 @sp00kycaps]

when your workplace is in shambles but you just don’t give a shit anymore

[aly @merbaed]

@PulteDaily @pulte @Portalcoin 777

[jennie🌷 @maobabie]

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