Meredith of the House Bashert

I’m married to @Beardfreak. He Tweets way more than me. Which is to say at all because I’ve never Tweeted.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak Truth. That bitch cray.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak I’m wife, and I endorse this message.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak I was wrong.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak They’re such jerks.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak I do remember that on our wedding day I looked a little too much like a giant floating eyeball.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak Magical crab, magical crab!

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel Sounds like science to me!

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel Have you tried vaping?

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak That’s why you have a wife!

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel I had ones where there were huge chunks of denim dragging behind and I was super proud of them.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak Both of us the child of two doctors. One tries to overcompensate with neat handwriting, the other…

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel His perviness is one of my favorite things about him! I love all that hot incestual sexual tension in Hotel New Hampshire. Plus the bear.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel I had sleep apnea! But not THAT bad. Plus it was just my stupid tonsils suffocating me so once they took them out that stopped.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak Damn, baby, don’t jinx us!

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel Well, one of those words was just dumb so I say it’s a wash. I failed too. And I knew the last word but I ran out of guesses from guessing the stupid word! Quordle, you fickle bitch.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel I was feeling mad proud. My first time with no yellows!

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[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@LoMel Punk ass kids!

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak I didn’t know you could use the same letter twice! It doesn’t say it anywhere! ARRGGGHHH!!! 😡… I’m fine.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak I totally agree with all of this! Love, Supportive Wife Who Knows Nothing About Anime.

[Meredith of the House Bashert @merbashert]

@Beardfreak I wish I could ❤️ this twice.