Houdini

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

Who needs this when we have Tompolo..🇳🇬😩

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A politician visited an Indian village and asked what their needs were...

”We have 2 basic needs, sir,” replied the head villager.
“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while, he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day.

He then asked about the second problem.

“Secondly, sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village.”

[Houdini @merccc_]

@Sir_tire I de everywhere, in Manchester for a couple of days. Would be heading back to C weekend.

[Houdini @merccc_]

@Sir_tire Nah, Tuesdays are always good for business. Where you de for UK?

[Houdini @merccc_]

@kingdubie_ @Morris_Monye 😂

[Houdini @merccc_]

@mo85292 @grok @TadKoffler @JoseJua36380113 @ShockingKarma 😂😂😂😂

[Houdini @merccc_]

I always wondered why everyone called my colleague Bob when the obvious shorthand for Robert is obviously Rob😂

[Houdini @merccc_]

@theoghogho Congratulations

[Houdini @merccc_]

Was hard to pin point this was a parody, because😂😂😂

[Houdini @merccc_]

M Excel has to be my biggest opp😂

[STYLYR🇬🇭 @stylyrr]

A Thread of the Funniest Xavier Memes 😂

[Houdini @merccc_]

@AlexI_IRobson @AfricanHub_ The cause and solution is evident in the tweet… Suprised you can’t see it

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

It scares me that ppl’s first instinct when they don’t know something isn’t to look it up.

[The Knowledge Bank @xKnowledgeBANK]

8. Right? 😂😂

[Yvonne C @yreid68]

@CNviolations

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

👀 Top 9 BRUTAL comebacks and violations that will trigger some snowflakes.

🧵THREAD🧵

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[ABDUL @Just__Halal]

Twitter funny replies/videos.

1. Banger 😂

[Houdini @merccc_]

@realDonaldTrump Entitled prick😂

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

I did those kinds of jobs for a while in Bham - I worked back of house and front of house for restaurants, hotels, banquets… learned amazing recipes and how big kitchens run. I moved on from that to work in a bank In Northampton… it’s been up since then. Things do get better ❤️