Mercedes Green

UAlbs

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

@MrBeast 450,000

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

@_libby202 yesterday at 6am my dad was behind me in the dunkin line so i bought his order. told the worker to tell him to have a good day at work. it wasn’t my dad. Ate shit on some ice today. you aren’t alone.

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

didn’t know it was daylight savings last night, thought i entered a time traveling Uber

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

also people that choose beef over chicken? like grow up

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

people who don’t break up their ramen noodles scare me

[Barstool Albany  @BarstoolAlbany]

how did the delta varient get to UA without 2-Factor Duo Mobile Authentication???????

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

@_libby202 may not know this but dogs don’t speak english so ur in the clear

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

@jakevladyka_ LMAO have to be in the mood

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

i still listen to all of these…

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

bad thing about masks: mascne
good thing about masks: covers mascne

[Denim @totaldenim]

My brain is sporadic at 1 am

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

I love when someone says that college brainwashes you into being a liberal. If you’re not educated just say that.

[Not Emily 🧠⛏ @That1MedStudent]

Is there a drug someone can prescribe me to give a shit about studying

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

my “1 year ago” snapchat memories are so scary

[Chanel No. 5 @NellyThots]

Bitches be like “fit check” and “dripping in swag” and then dress like this

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Mercedes Green @mercedessgreen]

@NellyThots @7laurenn7 u don’t even know what a frog is

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

if i say “huh” like 5 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m really trying my best