Troy the Barber

The real words of a whiskey drinking Southern gentleman. Self Appointed DIG Magazine’s Sexiest Man in Baton Rouge 2018.

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Do you think Walt Disney kept fiddling with the Mona Lisa? No.

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Meat sweats, Vienna weenies, and a gallon of milk.

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“This is the song Jacob played on his wedding night.”

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Seratonin?!? Wasn’t she on Saturday Night Live?

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American Spirits came around after the Toby Keith days when he proved it was really cool to be an American.

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If you gonna wear the Stars and Stripes, don’t be a p*ssy!

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Y’all can say whatever you want about me and my work ethic… I don’t give a shit!

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Barberin’ ain’t easy.

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The only place you make love is in the marital bed.

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@isralduke Lame

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Dayna Michelle sounds like a prom queen. Penny Marie sounds like a stuck up witch. Tonya Gale is somebody you bed down in a ‘56 Buick.

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I like to think I can do anything just a little bit better than Dewayne.

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Every time I eat a keeng cake I get sick to my stomach.

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I burnt my mouth on a chicken sandwich the other day… It STILL hurts!

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Amy Grant is a great American hero.

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Proof that @TBob53’s feet are proportional if not larger than his entire body.

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A qualmless man is no man at all.

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Every night for me is boys night

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When I’m feelin’ low….. I just look at my Venmo.

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You don’t end a sentence with a preposition, dipshit!