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No hate mail pleaseee...

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

We NOKO will be suing inferior imperialist writers @gruber and @SpikeEskin for altering the lyrics of the most cherished NOKO song, “Pyongyang’s Road” to Shanghai Road for the Chinese market. This aggression will not stand!🤬

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Once again, @phillymag and @foobooz have annoyed us by featuring our establishment,
@hopsinglaundry ,
in its "Best of Philly" list for the record-breaking fourth time 😩
P.S all libations are only $10 on Thursday and no hate mail please, @grubber @SpikeEskin and @CraigLaBan 😰

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Thank youse @FIFAWorldCup for trying to “set up” a “Falkland War semifinal” bet. @England and @afa. Obviously it’s more exciting so I have no issues with youse people robbing the Norwegians 🙄
Also a big thank to referee @gruber and whoever took his contact lenses 🫡

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

@PhillyGrub @hopsinglaundry All complaints from “influencers” please step to the front of the line 🫣🤔🙄

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

We’ve been receiving the same response for the past 4 days - “your problem has been escalated and someone will get back to you.” 😩

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Hi @PECOconnect ,
Our establishment is closed since last Thursday cuz we haven’t got full power and we’ve been calling for 4 days and no one has responded! Is this normal? 😰

#philadelphia #philly

[John Gruber @gruber]

All the best steakhouses in Philly are within the few blocks between Rittenhouse and Broad Street. Except, it turns out, one: The Prime Rib inside @LiveCasinoPHL. Great decor, great service, unbelievably good prime rib. I blew it by waiting a few years before trying it.

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

@shakeshack Emailed! 👍

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

I love you @shakeshack but every time I order a SmokeShack is like a crapshoot 🤷‍♂️
Last week it was deliciously juicy & today is like chewing on a piece of cardboard. The inconsistency is too frequent😰 PS: your chicken sandwich❤️ is the hill I’ll die on over that @ChickfilA 🤣

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Hi @Yahoo, why is all my mails from the inbox disappeared? I know I share my porn passwords with @gruber and @SpikeEskin (which I shouldn’t) but is there a hack IDK about? 😩😰😡

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Hey @PhilaParking, when did Race Street bet. 10th & 11th become a parking lot? It’s time to tow some cars so bring your tow trucks 🤣

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

@BankofAmerica @jpmorgan @WellsFargo @Citibank @usbank @PNCBank @GoldmanSachs @TDBank_US @CapitalOne @CitizensBank @MorganStanley, please lower my monthly mortgage payment or prepare to face the “Chop! Chop! Chop!” consequences. Youse people have until Monday 🤷‍♂️

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Please send all hate mail to @Merchandise7X and our establishment will be known as ‘@gruber & @SpikeEskin Watering Hole’ starting today. Thank youse all🙌

https://t.co/y7S56dJ7uu

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Hey @PhilaParking , since when the block of Race Street between. 10th and 11th is double lanes parking garage? Pls send the Calvary, thank youse ❤️😆

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

@SpikeEskin @gruber @hopsinglaundry Both youse @gruber have been a partner since the start of the pandemic and now it’s a good time to remind youse 2 inferior imperialists that @hopsinglaundry has a $4 million debt. Please send those cheques. USA! USAAA!🇺🇸

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

I’m looking forward to “meet & serve” @gruber and @SpikeEskin at @hopsinglaundry tonight 🤷‍♂️

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

I’m still waiting for confirmation if this is really @CraigLaBan 🤔
No ‘hate males’ for @hopsinglaundry from @PhillyInquirer’s readers pleaseee! 😰

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Thank youse for your purchases, @SpikeEskin and @gruber 🙏
These travel documents should be at your house by 12noon tomorrow or youse people will get a full refund for free delivery. God speed, gentlemen ❤️

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

@SpikeEskin @andrewaters2020 @gruber We NoKo are in agreement with youse inferior imperialist Americans. Just one question, what’s “hillbillies” though 🤨🤔