My adventuring companions watching in horror as I use my “magic barrier” like a weed whacker to shred the level one goblin bridge guard who just wanted to ask us a simple riddle
Binoculars finally came in the mail, went to look for the hawk and he was crouched in a tree looking back at me with slightly more expensive binoculars
@SweatieAngle Look at her wide eyed and emotionless "can I take your picture?... Its for my audience. Can you not look so frightened? ...Smile..." and you jolt your head at her as a threat until she smiles
Lol I mean "You'll always be the prettiest girl to me, queen! 😘
Tony Romo told police he was on his way to see “grandma and grandpa” when he was arrested.
Per publicly posted obituaries, all four of his grandparents appear to be deceased.
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