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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

https://t.co/NZynysmAFr

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Found the guy who killed Bambi’s mom. #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG ❤️💛

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

sounds like a skill issue.

[ ‍  ‍ 𝗢’𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔 @deathlyarachnid]

imagine throwing yourself off a building when someone asks you to marry them.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀yeah. who else missed him more than me. 🔫😊
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[ᅟᅟᅟᅟ⩨ 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. 𝐵 .ᐟ @PRAECEPTCR]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ anyone else ?
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀PETEEEYYYY
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[ᅟᅟᅟᅟ⩨ 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. 𝐵 .ᐟ @PRAECEPTCR]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀don't be shy guys who missed me
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

APPEARING WITH A BOX OF TISSUES AND COUGH SYRUP.

[𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .ᐟ @watchthehands_]

Yep —— he’s sick , wandering around with the sniffles and a few coughs here and there .

U g h .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

it’s a canon event.

[# 𝟎 𝟎 𝟏 / 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑵 ࿐ @FRONTFACADE_]

In every universe Deadpool falls for spider-man ——

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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let’s go fucking party with Barbie.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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BARBIEEEEEEEEE
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

@fangedpursuer https://t.co/J7WaBhbwd1

23 🫶🏻

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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“ nonono — .”

hands gently pressing on his shoulders, making him sit back.

“ you’ve been working for houuuurrs .”
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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“ it’s uhhh— super duper past your bedtime . ”

he’s literally grabbing the files in his hand and tossing them to the floor ‍

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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“ ooooooppps . ”

snickering softly before walking around the chair , plopping straight into his lap .

“ whatcha working on ? ”
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

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approaching , hands resting on his shoulders .
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[ᵗʰᵉ 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋’𝐒 ♰ 𝔞𝔡𝓋𝔬𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔢 @crimsonhalos]

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he’s half asleep .. glasses crooked
while the files slip from his fingers .
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

nooottt yet.

[ᅟ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍sha̲r̲p𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗥 ,ᅟ ‍ ‍ @arrowbon6]

MAN . jeez . you satisfied now ?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

aweeee — really no way ?!

[ᅟ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍sha̲r̲p𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗥 ,ᅟ ‍ ‍ @arrowbon6]

( blinks . . . flushes ? ? ? ) i hate you .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

* boops his nose .

[ᅟ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍sha̲r̲p𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗥 ,ᅟ ‍ ‍ @arrowbon6]

( . . . just — staring ? )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

* just .. grabs his face .

[ᅟ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍sha̲r̲p𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗥 ,ᅟ ‍ ‍ @arrowbon6]

( kissing his cheek . * 🙄 )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

alright alright — but before I goooo ?

[ᅟ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍sha̲r̲p𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗥 ,ᅟ ‍ ‍ @arrowbon6]

GET LOST YOU . RED ASS .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⸝⸝ @mercingmenace]

you love me

[ᅟ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍sha̲r̲p𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗥 ,ᅟ ‍ ‍ @arrowbon6]

i take it back the take back . i hate you sometimes .