ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗜'𝗠ᅠ 𝙾̐𝚄͐𝚃̌̂ᅠ 𝐋𝐀𝐓͟𝐄ᅠ 𝗔𝗧ᅠ 𝟰Æ︠𝗠

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

I tend to do that sometimes . . my apologies .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ whatꜝ ‍ 𝓼HAME ‍ @lethalkins]

i think you are taking this far more seriously than is required .. but i will not complain.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

“ that’s pariah. it’s a tech pistol, so it should come in handy. each charged shot fires three rounds at once, and it can even shoot through walls. ”

she’s got the biggest smile on her face .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ 𝓪gent* ‍ Ზ1 ‍ @anogars]

taking it with a mumbled ' thank you ' and inspecting it.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

handing him a gun . * 😁

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ 𝓪gent* ‍ Ზ1 ‍ @anogars]

pulling a mask over his features, ready to set out for the day.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

so each season has its own dilf, and since summer was too hectic, i didn’t have one. but now it’s autumn, i have less shit on my plate, and i can finally add a dilf to my autumn list. that dilf is you, congratulations!

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ whatꜝ ‍ 𝓼HAME ‍ @lethalkins]

' autumn dilf category '? now you will have to elaborate.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

you fall into the autumn dilf category for me .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ whatꜝ ‍ 𝓼HAME ‍ @lethalkins]

i don't think that is for me to decide.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

#𝑧𝑒𝑙𝑑𝑎 speaking of all of future muses check out my park !! ( @bulletclaws )

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

#𝑧𝑒𝑙𝑑𝑎 I honestly don’t know if Valerie was on call of duty if she would work with price or if she would work with makarov because the merc for hire shit that’s more makarov’s thing I would think

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

would you consider yourself a dilf ?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ whatꜝ ‍ 𝓼HAME ‍ @lethalkins]

i have been .. informed.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

oh . . . i don’t know! you had a piece of rebar stuck in you.

( she reached out, carefully assessing the damage. )

fucking preem . .

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝖆ƑI͟G͟H͟T。­ @silvrtactics]

Oh, V! My favorite songbird. Why do you look so⎯⎯⎯⎯

[ HGNHHH. 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗵. oW. Well, at least he doesn't look like a pincushion any longer. ]

shocked?

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

johnny ? . . fuck dude !

( rushing over to him . fuck fuck fuck fuck . )

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝖆ƑI͟G͟H͟T。­ @silvrtactics]

[ Rising from a pile of scrap. Oh, there's also rebar sticking out from his ribs. Sweet. ]

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

Well, you’re might have to cause’ I know for a fact someone called you a dilf .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ whatꜝ ‍ 𝓼HAME ‍ @lethalkins]

i do not need to know what a DILF is.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

#𝑧𝑒𝑙𝑑𝑎 i’ll reply here soon. Gonna try and play some cyberpunk for a little bit and relax because my allergies are fucking up.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

DEAL DEAL DEAL !!! * 🙂‍↕️

[ᯓ★𝐆𝗶𝗿𝗹, ˢᵒ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ✮⋆˙˚. ᵎᵎ HIATUS. @luvierredepier]

You can do whaaaatever *😌 you want to me. But, vice versa.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

@PostVitamPotio can I try vampire’s kiss ? sounds fucking preem

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

You got any cool spooky drinks ?

[ℭ𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔢 ℜ𝔲𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔩 @PostVitamPotio]

Oh, makes sense.

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

it’s fucking preem .

[𝐌. 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐀𝐍͟𝐃͟.͟ @C0DENAMESNAKE]

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it's pretty good, huh ?
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[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

holy fucking shit . .

[𝐌. 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐀𝐍͟𝐃͟.͟ @C0DENAMESNAKE]

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i was wrong about halloween.

you will never guess my costume.
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[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ‍ ‍ Ꭾ ‍— ᴜ͟ɴ͟ᴋ͟ ‍ ᴛᴀᴄᴛɪᴄs @deluzeorphean]

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[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

@PostVitamPotio ooo what are they called ?

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

oh my god . . that’s so hot * 😳

can I at least bite your neck ?

[ᯓ★𝐆𝗶𝗿𝗹, ˢᵒ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ✮⋆˙˚. ᵎᵎ HIATUS. @luvierredepier]

about to chase you around, masked 😌 you're my prey, babe

[ᅠ ٠࣪⭑ᅠ' 𝑽 ' ᅠˎˊ˗ @mercrelic]

FUCK YEAH LET’S GET SPOOKY BABE

[ᯓ★𝐆𝗶𝗿𝗹, ˢᵒ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ✮⋆˙˚. ᵎᵎ HIATUS. @luvierredepier]

HELL YEAH I DO.