The Sheriff

Howdy partner, i'm the sheriff.

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[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

This town just ain't big enough for the two of us.

[THE SHERIFF JOINS #parodytwt]

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@H4CKAMAN Oh no, i'm good.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

wait a second... oh, oh god i remember now, it's you...

[Hackerman @H4CKAMAN]

@MERCSheriff12 Cccmonnn, take your time, think about itttt.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@H4CKAMAN Aaahh shucks... So what, ya' here to kill me again?

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@H4CKAMAN hold on i feel like i know you but i can't quite recall from where...

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

PRAISE BE THE FORKLIFT

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

What in Nevada's name is the clown even doing at this point?

[Tricky The Clown @IMPR0B4BLITY]

@TheOldPolicy @StudioInferno89

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@TheMadJanitorMC that is a strange forklift.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@RealWimbleton I am working, this is some very important work i am doing right there!

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@RealWimbleton Like the last one, not a chance! -100/10

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Eh why not let's give this a shot.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@WEIRD_DEARD a pirate, and a sheriff together? i hope you didn't get the wrong idea by shipping. 5/10

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@0n_br3ak I mean, ya' seem nice and i like the cowboy hat partner you got a great style i like that. 7/10

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@Turnt3chg0dhed Thanks partner i'll keep that in mind

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Well my plan of hiring a team of mercenaries to kill Ha- I MEAN PROTECT ME... ahem yup it ain't working as well as i was hoping for, i only have hired two folks so far...

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Alrighty folks it appears i have a huge bounty on my head which leads to lots of outlaws wanting to secure said bounty so now i'm hiring mercenaries to protect me and put those outlaws behind bars for good!

[JOIN MERC!]

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

Is that a forklift?

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@Turnt3chg0dhed hmmm... Good idea i could try that.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@M3rc3n4ryy No... Not a chance, stay the hell away from me! -100/10

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@TheMadJanitorMC I swear this is important work.

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

I am doing some very important work right now

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@FRICKBIRDTENDER I'm intrigued to know, what's the strongest alcohol ya' sell?

[The Sheriff @MERCSheriff12]

@CRAZYS0LDIER Eh, i feel like dating ya' will be a dangerous exercise and i'll end up with a snapped neck, i'm just not insane enough for this i'd give ya solid 3