Mercutio

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For you #mercutiogroupies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x4U1NiJ7PI&playnext_from=TL&videos=fKp35h9j6gA

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@romeo_mo @Tybalt_Cap May both your families rot in hell! Fuck #teammontague from now on its only #teammercutio

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RT @kELLYgym @mercuteio Hey you. Maybe now you'll stop stalking me at the gym! What about that drink then?x - The Irony

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Things don't look too good

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Wheres Mr Miyagi when you need him? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W4Zr79AHa4&playnext_from=TL&videos=fowJSXTsmyo 6mins 30 onwards

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Who wants to bring me flowers or something? Don't like being on my own

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Questioned by police who are trying to put the blame on Romeo - he isnt stealing my limelight; Tybalt bit me so i bit back. END OF

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who wants to be my "Hello Nurse?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpS3eFqhxSQ&feature=youtube_gdata

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I wonder if i should play dead so this ambulance lady can give me mouth to mouth & join the #mercutiogroupies

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i thought @Tybalt_Cap was just pleased to see me... but no it was a knife in his pocket.

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@Tybalt_Cap GOAL!!!

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@Tybalt_Cap Ooooo sounds lovely - make sure you shovel the shit that comes out of your mouth first

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@Tybalt_Cap I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

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@Tybalt_Cap Ordinary people live and learn - you just live

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RT @Tybalt_Cap @mercuteio Got something you may like. I'll show you after game... - he's finally outed himself - congratulations @Tybalt_Cap

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@Tybalt_Cap Got anything better than that? Or do I have to RT my Tybalt mask?

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@romeo_mo get your face out of that phone & help me with these beers or I will down yours aswell

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@Tybalt_Cap You cheating bastards he is lucky to still be on the pitch. No wonder you support them you scum

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@JabberwockJess Save me a seat - I'll be round after the match #mercutiogroupies

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@Tybalt_Cap When are the blues going to decide to turn up & play a bit of footy?