Mercutio

Romeo, Romeo, Thou art my Bromeo #NoHomio

[Mercutio @mercutiocoolio]

I'm dead, Romeo is banished, happy bloody Monday. #fml#Lifesucks

[Mercutio @mercutiocoolio]

Who needs common sense? Go for it! https://t.co/cO5uNMrVj9

[Romeo @romeo_1545]

Found my new love, made out with her, then find out she's a Capulet: fml

[Mercutio @mercutiocoolio]

That was a party most entertaining. The Capulets doth know how to host a dance!

[Mercutio @mercutiocoolio]

@itsurboyremeo doth protest dance too much, thou must live thy life as though it were to be cut short with the knife of cruel fate!