rachel

i'm a pan ace 26 yr old artist, video editor, & anti film bro 👍 (she/her) BLM

[rachel @mercyfees]

remember kids, take care of your body and stay active! you’ll need to sell your organs to pay off your student loans later so they need to be in good condition

[Ollie 🐌 @bluberrycupcait]

you tell people youre a lesbian and suddenly theyre like imagine you are trapped in a room with no food and water and an attractive man and the only way to get out is to

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

me when i take a sip of the magic water that makes you moan

[݁ @vampiresslestat]

used his dyson airwrap to curl his hair to perfection through tears after his husband said you and me are never gonna work and you’re always gonna be alone. then he suddenly came home with pink it’s a girl balloons and said omggg you’re gonna hate me…. start pushing.

[dane🩸 @hollanovluvr]

meanwhile shane

[hanan, 𐂂 @dantmnation]

that was the most sincere “damn” i’ve ever heard in my life but it was so sweet how he wanted to help her but was afraid too. such a pure heart.

[D-Doggy Dog @Ranjomomma]

What the fuck

[Nexus Point News @NexusPointNews]

Merged monster rehearsals for Zach Cregger’s ‘RESIDENT EVIL.’

📷 Jakub Hudlický

[luca @waynesfury]

resident evil really might be the most fitting movie in this list

[jay @denver_crank]

guy on r/denver is trying to get his tarantula laid before the end of his lifecycle

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Zach Cregger talks about meeting ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ star Austin Abrams for the first time.

[rachel @mercyfees]

@shslbully text me i ll fix it

[Witch’s Brew @HollyyLeighanne]

No lie, this has me fucking crying at 4 AM. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time. This pumpkin is trying to fuck everybody on the street and I have real tears streaming down my face, HE SAID IT TASTES LIKE PUMPKIN PIE.

[Corey Brickley Illustration @coreybrickley]

someone posted that elizabeth holmes looks like a mouse that wished to be able to commit wire fraud and i've been thinking about this ever since

[rachel @mercyfees]

@shslbully u lucky bastard

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

whenever people talk about prey animals in That Way i always think of this post

[ostonox @ostonox]

They put Hasan's meat on the RNC Jumbotron

[Feliciaa @WeveGotTrouble]

“25 likes isn’t a lot” Imagine Prince Ryoma waiting patiently for his revenge, but only for 25 turns

[weh @bickduttbooba]

regardless of how you feel about ilya joking about wanting to fuck troy it is incredibly funny to imagine how much ilya would crash out if shane made the same jokes about hayden

like fleeing into the woods and yowling in the way a hiker would post on youtube as proof of bigfoot

[ana @shivlestat]

“i’m married”
“me too”
“and i’m gay”
“hey me too sometimes” i’m obsessed with this line delivery #adultsfx