meredith

Queen of the Flicky Flicky Willydonkers. certified dog mom and part time bubble gut connoisseur

[meredith @mere_bear1015]

The holy grail our lord and savior drank upon. Amen

[Sonny Vermont #Smokefleet @SonnyVermont]

"A day in the Life of Sue Republican.

Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
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[J @IntuitThis]

@pludger American conservatives are guided by one universal world view: the ‘in group’ is protected by the law but not bound to it, and the ‘out group’ is bound by the law but not protected by it. They’re the in-group, and therefore uniquely capable of exercising discretion.

[Rebekah #CitizenshipForAdoptees Henson @bekhenson]

Here’s something I really need people to hear and understand:

ADOPTED PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY. (🧵)

[meredith @mere_bear1015]

@MarcSavalle They do be sayin that

[Marc Savalle @MarcSavalle]

RIP to all the French fries that fell underneath our car seats and are still there 🥲

[Marc Savalle @MarcSavalle]

I tried doing what Simone Biles does and I pulled every muscle I got, accidentally stepped on my dogs tail, and broke through my drywall.

Leave her alone fr, Hakuna Matata haters

[meredith @mere_bear1015]

@sylviarstephens @jimmyfallon @alexmillny @jimmyfallon the pJIMMIES

[sylvia @sylviarstephens]

dad loves his new p’jimmies! #PJIMMIES @jimmyfallon @alexmillny

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Went to pick up 2 prescriptions today. I am doubly insured, both through my job (BCBS PPO) and my husband’s job (HMO). Total for a 1-month supply was $1812.75. Neither insurance covered a dime, so I went without. Just letting you know it happens to MDs, too, and it’s shameful. 1/

[amoung pequeño ♍︎ @sailorcassy]

I just made turtle conchas that r a little fucked up but still cute <3

[meredith @mere_bear1015]

@Timboslice096 Lord come save us

[meredith @mere_bear1015]

@Jkeller001 He won’t admit a thing

[meredith @mere_bear1015]

@Jkeller001 Plenty of hospital rooms bitch wHeRe

[conk @conklin_alexis]

if you’re a female and have ever worked with a male coworker/boss who has ever made you feel uncomfortable pls retweet :-) just interested to see

[Grant @shuffle_sunrize]

Name any other job where you don't immediately lose your job after this kind of behavior. Go ahead. I'll wait

[David. @daviddupreejr]

Notice the violent language here. Black people holding each other in grief is described as tempers flaring.

This is intentional.