Meredith Plakosh

peds rn • cool mom • reckless online shopper

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

They Got Pfizer. I Got Moderna

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

It you think requiring children to mask is child abuse then you have not seen child abuse. And for that reason I am happy for you because some of us have seen it.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They’re right. I don’t know what’s in that vaccine.

I also don’t know what’s in Hydroxychloroquine. Or Robotissin. Or tea. Or anointing oil. Or the blood of Jesus. Shit, I don’t know what’s in people’s thoughts and prayers.

Also, I eat hot dogs.

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

This is the only pediatric hospital in our city. Do your part and get vaccinated to protect your children, your family, your neighbors. We have to do better as a community.

[patrick brophy @oldGCHPedsChair]

Today I woke up and our kids hospital was full- RSV, Para,Covid etc. our folks are tired. Help us out. Get vaccinated

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

The people who are refusing the vaccine due to “lack of research” are also the same people who demand antibiotics for viral colds

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

I reformat every resume I receive to fit on a single page. I know that makes me sound crazy but if you have that many great qualifications, write a CV. Jah feel?

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

@jb_lanky @verysarahbrown Yes, or you can choose to steal a dinner from another guest. Thus you would get two meals and they would get none.

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

Congratulations to @jb_lanky and @verysarahbrown on being the first wedding RSVP! A family foundation built on promptness and politeness

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

Me using excel or anything related to healthcare finance

[Dr. Elizabeth Murray @DocEMurray]

This is a tough read. Accidents will always happen, but there are things we can do to tip the odds in favor of safety. Always opening meds over a counter and keeping them stored out of reach of children is something we can all do. Blister packs are what we must demand of Pharma.

[David Andreatta @david_andreatta]

This was my last report for @DandC. It was completed before I left for @roccitynews and was published online today. I am grateful to the Gillan family for sharing their heartbreaking story with me, and to all @DandC who had a hand in producing the piece. https://t.co/jZkH3WhjVg

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

Hard conversations are exhausting and therefore I am having a fluffernutter for dinner and that is called self care

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

I’m the nurse manager of a burn unit and last night I burned my elbow taking a pie out of the oven and that is very on brand for me

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

@lepetitpoutine @kristinolbrich you are the only person that comes to mind when a sloppy joe is mentioned

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

@JJohnson13WHAM @URMed_GCH @GCHPedsChair Our patients and families and staff couldn’t be luckier! Welcome to the team! Stop by 8 North anytime to say hi

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

Women who workout with their hair down are women to be feared.

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

Kim, people are dying...

And the story line of the thin bride is played out. I’m planning to be a hot husky bride because it’s fresh and unexpected.

Getting Married? Get Strong. - The New York Times https://t.co/j34RpcxSrH

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

I know I’m old now because I went to a movie and genuinely considered asking the front desk to turn the volume down because I thought it was so loud. And that was the first thing I told me fiancé when he asked how I liked the movie.

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

Staff: complains about how things are done
Me: suggests a change
Staff: no, that won’t work here and that’s not how we do it
Me:

[Meredith Plakosh @mere_bennett]

Of all the atrocities that are on Instagram, I find influencers who wash their faces without putting their hair up to be the most heinous. Who does that? A full cleanser, toner, oils and a rose water spritz without a headband and ponytail? I can’t.