Being a dog mom means having to have pep talks with your dog before entering a place with people because she is as socially awkward as you are. #abu#alreadytrippedsomeone
I believe that it would be in everyone’s best interest if the Monday after a time change would be a national holiday. You can give me my coffee in IV form today, thanks. #needcoffeeandjesus
There’s nothing quite like driving down the road and hitting a chicken. “Why did the chicken cross the road? So Meredith can accidentally run over it.” Feathers everywhere. 😑
Nothing will wake you up faster at 5:30 in the morning than jumping into the shower only to realize that your water heater is frozen over. #socold#tuesdayfeelslikemonday