CANES WIN + EICHEL IS WASHED + DOROFEYEV A BUST + MARK STONE IS BALDING + MITCH MARNER WILL NEVER HAVE AURA + STANKOVEN GOATED + I'D SMASH BLAKE + WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOLDEN KNIGHT SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.