Mere

[Mere @meredith_coan]

Please first baptist church use your God porthole and get it done

[earth tones, with a vest @hatedbyvegans]

“Soft launch” this “hard launch” that, back in my day if you were even slightly interested in someone you’d post full photos of them on main for mcm or wcw

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

HE HATES ME! (he’s at work and can’t talk)

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[mege @megelinorib]

I need a Caesar salad and a fucking Diet Coke

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

that last touchdown messi dunked was actually incredible wow

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

The feminine urge to talk to a man who literally hates you

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

I just remembered the time I went on a first date to London Zoo and at the gate he asked if I would mind paying for my own ticket, which I said I would, at which point he pulled out a 2-for-1 voucher, so I paid for my ticket and he went in for free.

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

some of u girls didn’t have guy friends that repeatedly roasted u since day one & it shows

[edi @333dith]

lyrics from midnights that make me want to cry scream or throw up. or all 3

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

older sisters be like “yeah das my baby brother🤗”
the baby brother: a 6ft tall 20 year old

[austin blake mays @austinblakemays]

the truest form of friendship is hanging out with someone while they clean their room. i miss that. it happens a lot in high school.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

btw the stereotype of americans i have run into the most so far in europe is that americans work themselves to death for nothing

[Mere @meredith_coan]

I would do ungodly things for some ranch rn

[alex @alex_abads]

happy halloween

[jenn allexis💌 @jennallexis]

i deserve a ring on my finger for being home this weekend

[Mere @meredith_coan]

The cleaning lady in Rome stole my fake tan???????