Meredith Hopping

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[The Lucky Cat Comedy Club @theluckycatcr]

We are so excited to have @meredithhopping this weekend! Please join us for all of the fun.

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

Goodness gracious, I made more of a red wave when I passed my incomplete miscarriage that I couldn’t have a D&C for, because I live in Missouri.

Maybe that’s what they meant?

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

I often think life would be easier if I had the unawareness of every other white woman in the STL Brentwood @Target parking lot, and didn’t realize anyone or anything else existed.

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

In the Target bathroom with the onset of a UTI feeling quite sorry for myself. Then someone came in and started taking a pregnancy test giving a play by play on the phone.

While it could be worse, I’m absolutely sitting on this toilet till “we” find out the results.

[Dr. Alyssa Kennedy, Ed.D. @dralyssakennedy]

@randrew @AnnLWagner If I’m going to “indoctrinate” my students in the classroom they 1. Have to listen to what I say, in general. 2. I’m going to indoctrinate them to bring me iced coffee every day. Not about CRT. Just sayin’. ✌🏼

Sincerely,
Public School Teachers EVERYWHERE

[Sibala, Shot Calla @jcsibala]

"Calling someone a Karen is the same as calling a..."

[Deadair Dennis Maler @DeadairDennis]

Today’s Word of the Day with @meredithhopping is sanguine, which has nothing to do with food or drink, blood however…
Find it on YouTube, iTunes, or Spotify right now! #WordOfTheDay

[Nat @natgrace79]

Saw someone say they wore a True Love Waits ring at 11. Wait...I thought kids couldn't grasp things as complex as sexuality or gender.

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

@mmiofsky I never thought I’d feel so elated over not having any idea of what you’re talking about. Alas, privilege is relative.

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

@Square @shopgoldengems ❤️

[Richard Burgauer @richburgauer]

Tonight’s entertainment! 🤩

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

@lcpatt I love it. It’s like a thunder blanket for a dog. Makes me feel safe. 😂

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

I’m frustrated because I can’t find my good* control top thong to wear for a standup gig in my hometown this weekend.

Peak middle age, here I am.

*the more expensive one from Target

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

@STLien314 Well that’s the obvious option, but I want to eat a lot before the show and the control top sucks it all in nicely. It’s like a magic trick.

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

@brrrkit Hey, text me back bro!

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

There are politicians who will be quoting MLK while simultaneously pushing to ban his life’s work from being taught in schools.

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

Wordle is giving me the same validation Spelling Bee’s in Jr. High did. Plus now I’ve got boobs and a great haircut. I’m unstoppable.

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

Waiting to take my driving test and there’s a baby here with a unibrow and it’s taking everything in me to not ask to hold them.

#lordgivemestrength #justspottedababystacheonthemaswell #imnotstrongenough

[Meredith Hopping @meredithhopping]

Just posted a video @ The Heavy Anchor https://t.co/vw7PV8TSC9