Meredith King

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[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

I shouldn’t be allowed outside

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Just forgot the word for ‘podcast’

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

There is a special place in hell for people who use vanilla air freshener

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Just remembered: on my morning commute today someone farted so violently that half the car was plugging their nose. #rude

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Just stepped on a rat. Happy Halloween

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Is it possible to sweat in the shower

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Thachary Binx was my first crush

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

@sadbutgoodboy Lmfaoooo tik tok Queen

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Look at this photograph

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Mike 4 bachelor

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@VPL_irl Whet

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

If one more 13y-o calls me miss....

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

I want a name plate necklace that says “Bushwick”

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Whilst leaving a diner

Me: (gets out of my seat walking to door)

Complete stranger: “BYE BOOBIE!”

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Checkith before you wreckith

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Going to make @VPL_irl one of those shirts that says “muscle tees& hats& puppies& chocolate”

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

People: what’s your name?

Me: “Meredith”

People: “maranjana?”

Me: “mare - eh - dith”

People: “machachachucha??”

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Being 27 means finally paying my dental bill from October 💋

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

Me:

Everyone: obsessed - Mariah Carey

[Meredith King @meredithkdizzle]

@VPL_irl L. O. L.